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Evil Plan

By: Ginger_Fig on May 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.21 KB  |  hits: 818  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Cold winter night.
  2. >Storm outside.
  3. >Wind and rain lash windows.
  4. >Check on fluffy pony before going to bed.
  5. >Fluffy pony is huddled in corner of safe room, crying.
  6. >Face fluff is wet with tears.
  7. >"Scawy, daddy...pwease don' weave fwuffy awone."
  8. >*sigh*
  9. >Heart melts.
  10. "Okay...you can stay with me tonight."
  11. >Disbelief; fluffy pony eyes light up.
  12. >You never let fluffy sleep with you.
  13. >Fluffy pony loves taking naps with you on the couch.
  14. >Never have you allowed fluffy to sleep in your bed.
  15. "Be sure you use the litterbox first."
  16. >Don't want the little shit-monster crapping in your bed.
  17. >"Okay! Fwuffy make poopies fiwst!"
  18. >Scampers over to litterbox and craps.
  19. >Give fluffy a quick squeeze for good measure.
  20. >Empty.
  21. >Settle into bed.
  22. >Excited fluffy burrows under covers.
  23. >"Daddy bed big...wawm!"
  24. >Evil plan in 3...2...1...
  25. "Dutch oven!"
  26. >Release toxic ass bomb under covers.
  27. >"Whhaaa? No smewl pwetty!"
  28. >Oh god, you can smell it even above the covers.
  29. >Fluffy pony gagging on your horrible noxious fart.
  30. >"Arrhhh! Pwease wet fwuffy out! *cough* Tewwible smewwy!"
  31. >Pin blanket down, don't let fluffy escape.
  32. >"Ghhaa...nose...buwning!"
  33. >Can't get to sleep you're laughing so hard.
  34. >You're such an asshole.
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