Title: Daughter's New Fluffy Author: Ginger_Fig Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/gZJWxqBh First Edit: Monday 14th of May 2012 01:53:44 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 14th of May 2012 01:53:44 AM CDT 1/2 >Daughter has recently graduated college. >Got a job hundreds of miles away. >Got you this newfangled webcam for christmas. >So you can videochat. >Try it one Sunday night. >Daughter is setting up her new apartment. >She's happy to see you. >"Hi Dad...how's things back home?" >Update her on the local news. >"And how's Mom?" >She just blew you...shit was so cash.  Don't tell daughter. "Oh she's just fine.  She's out bowling with friends tonight." >Talk a little while longer. >Daughter always loved animals. "So, do you have any pets in your new place?" >"Yes...I got a fluffy pony." >You've seen those.  They seem cute, if a bit stupid." >"Hang on, I'll have him come say hello." >"Hey Nutty...come on over and say hello to Grandpa." >Grandpa...you don't like the sound of that. >Hear fluffy pony respond. >"Nuu! Fwuffy wan' pway bwocks." >Daughter gets look of death on her face. >"Hang on a second, Dad." "Oh sure thing...take your time."   2/2 >Daughter goes off camera, you can still hear. >"What the fuck did you just tell me? You do not tell me NO!" >See daughter snatch belt from closet. >*CRACK* *CRACK* Fluffy pony screams. *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* >"WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DO NOT DISOBEY!" >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* >Fluffy pony is screaming and crying. "Pwease no mowe huwt fwuffy!" >"YOU ARE GONNA LEARN TO LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT!" >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* >"Fwuffy sowwee! Fwuffy obey...pwease no mowe spankies fwuffy!" >You go to get some coffee. >Come back later. >Daughter is still with fluffy pony. >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* >"IF YOU EVER TELL ME NO AGAIN I WILL WHIP THE SKIN OFF YOU!" >*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* >"Whhhaaaaaahhhh! Fwuffy nebew bad 'gain! Pwease no mowe!" >Daughter finishes off with a few more whacks. >Returns to the camera. >Holding sobbing fluffy pony. >Trembling...face fluff is soaked with tears. >"Say hello to Grandpa, Nutty." >"H-h-hewwo, *hic* Gwandpa." >Looks up at daughter in terror. >Daughter approves of his greeting. "Well, aren't you a cute little guy." >Daughter puts fluffy down. >"You get in your box...I'm not done with you." >Hear fluffy pony whimpering off-camera. >You smile proudly. >Just like you raised her.