Title:           Constipated Fluffy
Author:          Ginger_Fig
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/5dY1vhdL
First Edit:      Wednesday 22nd of August 2012 09:50:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 22nd of August 2012 09:50:26 PM CDT

>Your dumbass room-mate wanted a fluffy pony.
>You didn't.
>He got one anyway.
>Now you're trying to sleep.
>Fluffy pony is crying in the hallway.
>Banging on his door with her little leathery hooves.
>Room-mate sleeps like a log.
>He's not waking up.
>Fluffy continues to bawl in the hallway.
>Goddamnit...get up.
>You needed to take a piss anyway.
>Fluffy looks up at you with big wet eyes.
"Fwuffy tummy owwies! Need poopies, nu can poopies!"
>Grab her by the fluff, she squeals.
>Take her to the bathroom, drop her in the litterbox.
>Take your piss first.
>Fluffy continues crying.
"Hewp fwuffy! Nu can poopies! Tummy huwt!"
>Finally finish...give it a good shake.
>Grab fluffy up.
>Squeeze her over the shitter.
>She squeals in pain, but no poop drops.
>Look at her butthole.
>It's painfully stretched by a huge dark turd.
>Fluffy is constipated as hell.
>Fuck.
>Grab room-mate's toothbrush.
>Shove it up fluffy's butt.
"Whhhaaaaahhh! Owwiieee!!"
>Bust up the turd with toothbrush handle.
>Give fluffy another squeeze.
>This time she shits.
"Ahhh! Fwuffy bettew! Fank Mista! Huggies!"
>You ain't huggin' no stinkin' fluffy pony.
>Scrub her butthole a few times with the toothbrush.
>Set fluffy down.
>She's still holding her arms up for hugs.
>Kick her face, tell her "Go to bed."
>Fluffy runs crying to her basket.
>Wash your hands.
>That little shit is sleeping in your room-mate's room for now on.