Title:           Bad Fluffy
Author:          Ginger_Fig
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First Edit:      Wednesday 11th of July 2012 07:22:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 11th of July 2012 07:22:38 PM CDT

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>You've been an apprentice fluffy pony breeder for a few years.
>Finally saved up enough to start your own stable.
>Your mentor helps you get things set up.
>Cages...pens...medical gear.
>Fluffy breeding stock is easy to get.
>Strays & a few from shelters.
>Time to go into business.
 
>One thing your mentor taught you is "always have a bad fluffy."
>You could just pick one at random.
>Fluffy ponies are too dumb to know the difference.
>Nah...you have a little sense of fair play.
>First fluffy to fuck up will be the "bad fluffy."
>It doesn't take long.
>You're putting your first batch of mares with the studs.
>Some scream & cry...some take it in stride.
>One orange unicorn mare gives you trouble.
>"Nu! Dun wan' speciaw huggies!"
>Your stud stallion looks confused.
>Pin the mare down by the neck.
"Do it, boy."
>The stud tries to mount her.
>Fluffy mare bucks him directly in the balls.
 
2/6
>Fluffy stallion is squealing...doubled over in pain.
>"Nu speciaw huggies!" mare snaps.
>Oh you just fucked up, fluffy.
>Toss her in the leg isolation board.
>Just a board with 4 big holes drilled in it.
>No fluffy can lift its legs high enough to step out.
>"Arrrgh! Nu wike! Wet fwuffy out!"
>Check on your injured stallion.
>He's your only unicorn...he's got 6 more mares to do today.
>"Whaaaa! Fwuffy speciaw pwace huwt! Pwease huggies!"
>No fluffy...I'm not gonna hug your balls.
>His nutsack is swollen & discolored.
>Shit...probably a ruptured nut.
>You'll need to get a new unicorn stud.
>Well, you can borrow your mentor's green unicorn tomorrow.
>That means you'll have to give him a cut when the foals come.
>Business is business.
>Your red stud is finished.
>Clutching his fluffy nutsack, howling and screaming.
>One quick whack with the hammer shuts him up.
>Dump the corpse in the trash.
>Now to deal with your mare.
 
>You wanted to breed her with a unicorn, but now you don't have one anymore.
>Well, she's getting fucked today no matter what.
>She has to learn she can't ever win against you.
>Her attitude has changed a little.
>"Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease nu mowe...weggies huwt!"
>Leave her in the leg board.
>Grab your blue pegasus stallion.
>He just saw the other stud get kicked in the balls...then killed.
>Obviously he's a little nervous.
>"Fwuffy nu wan' owwies."
"You'll be fine...do your job."
>Fluffy mounts & finishes quick.
>Mare howling and complaining the whole time.
>Oh, you ain't see shit yet, bitch.
 
3/6
>Stick your blue pegasus stallion back in his cage.
>He gets a cookie for doing his job.
>Now to deal with your "bad fluffy."
>She's sobbing.
>Her cooch hurts...her legs hurt from the board.
>"Pwease wan' go home! Put fwuffy in houwse!"
>She means her cage.
>The strays you rounded up hate cages, but she was born in a shelter.
>She considers the cage her "house."
>Yank her up by the mane.
>Fluffy squeals in terror.
>Show fluffy her former cage.
"You disobeyed...you hurt the other fluffy...you don't get a house!"
>Slam her cage door.  She's never going in there again.
"Bad fluffies live here!"
>Put the crying mare in a small pet carrier.
>"Whaaaahhh! Nu wike! Pwease nu sowwee box!"
"Don't be dumb! You're a bad fluffy...this is your house now."
>Fluffy mare cries in panic.
>"Nuu! Nuuu! Pwease nu sowwee box! Dis nu good houwse fow fwuffy!"
>Make sure all the other fluffy ponies can see her.
>She's the example now...the "bad fluffy."
 
4/6
>Fluffy mare's life is miserable.
>The pet carrier is too small for fluffy to move.
>She can't even turn around.
>There's no litterbox in there.
>Fluffy has to hold her poop until you take her out.
>A quick squeeze over the litterbox...then back in her "house."
>You only do this once a day.
>Fluffy learns she has to hold it.
>Otherwise she has to sit in her own filth until you take her out.
 
>The other fluffies get a few hours in the pen each day.
>Important to let them exercise.
>Playtime keeps them healthy & happy.
>Bad fluffy never gets playtime.
>She stays in her cage, crying.
>Listening to the other fluffy ponies play.
 
>Chow time sucks for the bad fluffy too.
>Fluffies only need a few hundred calories a day to survive.
>They need a lot more to be happy.
>Of course, your bad fluffy gets the survival ration.
>Make sure she sees the other, "good fluffies" get more.
>On Friday the fluffies get "sketties."
>It's really ramen noodles & cheap canned sauce.
>Fluffy ponies don't know the difference.
>The bad fluffy gets normal grain ration that day.
>Make sure she gets to watch the others enjoy their sketties.
>Make sure the others get to hear her whimper and cry.
 
5/6
>It's birthing day for the bad fluffy.
>Pull her out of the pet carrier.
>Induce labor.
>Yank her wet slimy foal out.
>Only one...you didn't expect any more.
>She's only on survival ration after all.
>Fluffy licks her baby clean.
>Finally, one bright spot in her miserable life.
>nope.avi
>Take her foal away.
>Mare cries in protest.
>"Why take babbee? Babbee need mummy!"
"Bad fluffies don't get to keep their babies."
>Put the baby with another mare.
>Yellow earth fluffy sniffs alien baby.
>"Dun wan' stwange babbee."
>Pluck her own foal off her teat.
>Foal squeals in pain as you squeeze it.
"Are you a BAD FLUFFY?"
>Yellow mare shrieks in terror.
>"Nuu! Nu am bad fwuffy! Fwuffy obey! Fwuffy wuv bowf babbees!"
"Good."
>Put both foals on her belly.
>The "bad fluffy" strategy works.
>No fluffy dares disobey or complain.
>Just the words "bad fluffy" strike terror into their little hearts.
>Every day they listen to the bad fluffy cry.
>They know she lives in a terribly uncomfortable "houwse."
>They know she gets less "nummies."
>They know she never gets "sketties."
>They know she never gets let out for playtime.
>Now they know she doesn't get to keep her babies.
 
6/6
>It's a perfect situation.
>You have a growing stock of polite, well behaved fluffies.
>If one acts up all you have to do is ask;
"Are you a bad fluffy?"
>Fluffy ponies shape up quick when they hear that.
>The "bad fluffy" is a constant reminder.
>They hear her crying every day.
>"Weggies huwt! Fwuffy nu wike box!"
>"Fwuffy hungwy! Pwease mowe nummies!"
>"Why fwuffy nu can pway? Fwuffy wan' come out!"
>"Whaaaa! Fwuffy wan babee! Pwease gif babee back!"
>But a fluffy can't live forever like this.
>Fluffy ponies are very emotionally sensitive.
>In 7 months your "bad fluffy" dies of depression.
>No big deal.
>The next fluffy to misbehave will get the job.