- >you were tired of running
- >screams echo through the halls
- >ever since that one thing with the face did that thing with their things, thinking was hard
- >you keep running
- >you don't open doors anymore
- >you know what happens when you open doors
- >you've been running so long
- >faster
- >faster!
- >gotta go faster!
- >if only you could escape this endless hallway of doors!
- >MUCH MORE FASTER
- >the hallway ends much like your run, as you merge with it in a cartoonish pancake
- >you peel your sorry ass off the wall and turn around
- >you know, from experience in video games
- >you NEVER
- >EVER
- >turn around
- >but you are turning anyway
- >the hallway is empty, just three doors on wither side, much smaller than you remember
- >one more door at the end of the hallway
- >and it was open
- >you make another mad dash to escape this fresh hell
- >the hallway does not stretch like it did before
- >you reach the door and it closes
- >oh no...
- >you are afraid to, but you must open that door
- >you have to get on that floor
- >else you'll be as dead as a dinosaur
- >you grip the handle shakily, sweat beading down your face
- >you turn the handle...
- >a skeleton pops out!
- >with Pinkie Pie right behind it!
- >she laughs at the look on your face
- >"Heehee, Anon, you should see yourself! I got you good, huh?"
- >you answer with a heart attack
- Fucking Pinkie Pie
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