Title:           samaritainshy
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/D8VuGErg
First Edit:      Sunday 1st of July 2012 07:02:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 1st of July 2012 07:02:59 PM CDT

>While walking across a bridge between P0nyville and the next town, you are hit upside the head.
>You fall to the ground, stunned when a hoof slams into your back.
>A knife is held to your throat and a carnie accent pipes up telling you you're gonna give him your cash or else.
>The mystery p0ny takes all that you have and beats you brutally, leaving you on the side of the road for dead.
"H-help me..."
>A p0ny passes by, it's Mayor Mare.
>"Oh I would love to help you Anon. I'll get the proper forms ready to get you a new job to pay for your hospital bill!"
"What."
>And she leaves.
 
>Hour 2 on the side of the road, another p0ny passes by.
"Please...help me..."
>The pony, a unicorn in sunglasses tosses a bit at your outstretched palm.
>"I've been there, dude. Good luck getting back on your feet."
>And she also leaves.
"The...fuck?"
>Getting help onto your feet is LITERALLY what you need!
>Fucking background ponies
 
>Hour 5 on the side of the road.
>You're pretty sure your leg is broken, but you've managed to drag yourself closer.
>Fluttershy walks up to the bridge, but once she sees you, she rushes to your side and helps you onto her back.
"Flu...ttershy..."
>"Don't speak Anon, I'll help you!"
>Somehow she's strong enough to carry you all the way to town, treats your wounds and lets you sleep in her bed.
>See? This is why you make friends with the named ponies and not the background ones.
>After you are fully recovered, Fluttershy helps you to your house.
>"So...um...are good Samaritans your fetish?"
"Yeah. Well they sure are now."
>She smiles.
>"One point for me! See you again tomorrow!"
 
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