- >While walking across a bridge between P0nyville and the next town, you are hit upside the head.
- >You fall to the ground, stunned when a hoof slams into your back.
- >A knife is held to your throat and a carnie accent pipes up telling you you're gonna give him your cash or else.
- >The mystery p0ny takes all that you have and beats you brutally, leaving you on the side of the road for dead.
- "H-help me..."
- >A p0ny passes by, it's Mayor Mare.
- >"Oh I would love to help you Anon. I'll get the proper forms ready to get you a new job to pay for your hospital bill!"
- "What."
- >And she leaves.
- >Hour 2 on the side of the road, another p0ny passes by.
- "Please...help me..."
- >The pony, a unicorn in sunglasses tosses a bit at your outstretched palm.
- >"I've been there, dude. Good luck getting back on your feet."
- >And she also leaves.
- "The...fuck?"
- >Getting help onto your feet is LITERALLY what you need!
- >Fucking background ponies
- >Hour 5 on the side of the road.
- >You're pretty sure your leg is broken, but you've managed to drag yourself closer.
- >Fluttershy walks up to the bridge, but once she sees you, she rushes to your side and helps you onto her back.
- "Flu...ttershy..."
- >"Don't speak Anon, I'll help you!"
- >Somehow she's strong enough to carry you all the way to town, treats your wounds and lets you sleep in her bed.
- >See? This is why you make friends with the named ponies and not the background ones.
- >After you are fully recovered, Fluttershy helps you to your house.
- >"So...um...are good Samaritans your fetish?"
- "Yeah. Well they sure are now."
- >She smiles.
- >"One point for me! See you again tomorrow!"
- the end
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