Title:           removed
Author:          GhostKid
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First Edit:      Saturday 24th of March 2012 02:42:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 24th of March 2012 02:42:54 AM CDT

>Day 87 in Equestria.
>Everything is pretty chill.
>A knock at the door.
>Welp, must be Fluttershy.
>answer the door
>It's Twilight.
>"Hey, I was working on a spell that should solve your, erm, mare troubles."
"Great, howzit work?"
>"Well, you'll have to let me in first!"
>You swear, they're like vampires, they need permission to enter to ravage you.
>Except for Applejack.
>A new door every time, AJ? really?
>You let her inside.
>She starts to makin the magic.
>Shit's bright yo.
>You shield your eyes...
>Pain in your groin!
>Aw hell no!
>Turns out she removed your gender.
>Bip, bam, zoom. It's on the moon.
"Um, Twilight? I can't live without that, you know."
>"Nonsense, you'll be fine. Now they can't rape you anymore! No thanks necessary!"
>And she walks away like nothing's wrong.
>Next day you die because your bladder bursts without any way to pee.
>Aat least you died a virgin.
Fucking Twilight