- >Day 87 in Equestria.
- >Everything is pretty chill.
- >A knock at the door.
- >Welp, must be Fluttershy.
- >answer the door
- >It's Twilight.
- >"Hey, I was working on a spell that should solve your, erm, mare troubles."
- "Great, howzit work?"
- >"Well, you'll have to let me in first!"
- >You swear, they're like vampires, they need permission to enter to ravage you.
- >Except for Applejack.
- >A new door every time, AJ? really?
- >You let her inside.
- >She starts to makin the magic.
- >Shit's bright yo.
- >You shield your eyes...
- >Pain in your groin!
- >Aw hell no!
- >Turns out she removed your gender.
- >Bip, bam, zoom. It's on the moon.
- "Um, Twilight? I can't live without that, you know."
- >"Nonsense, you'll be fine. Now they can't rape you anymore! No thanks necessary!"
- >And she walks away like nothing's wrong.
- >Next day you die because your bladder bursts without any way to pee.
- >Aat least you died a virgin.
- Fucking Twilight
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