Title:           rapebow
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/tHq8ZXzy
First Edit:      Thursday 29th of March 2012 01:59:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of March 2012 01:59:53 PM CDT

>Day 123 in Equestria.
>It seems almost all the ponies want your dick.
>It's kinda funny...
>Sort of.
>It was cute, at first.
>But it turned ugly real fast.
>When your bro got sick and tired of being just a 'bro'...
>"Little Anon, little Anon, let me come in!"
"Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin."
>"Then I'll flap, and I'll fly, and I'll bust your house in!"
>Uh oh.
>You hear her fly away.
>Then...
>A whistle sound.
"Rainbow, no raping."
>It's getting closer.
"Rainbow no raping!"
>You can feel the house shake as she pierces the sound barrier.
"RAINBOW NO RAPING!"
>She slams into your house, bringing the whole thing down to it's foundation with you comically unharmed near the still standing door.
>She turns to you and flies to eye-height.
>"Aww, man..." she snaps her hooves and flies off slowly.
>You are taken out of your stupor by a knocking at your door.
>You open it.
>It's Rainbow Dash.
>"You wanna go for some movies and booze?"
"No."
>She looks sad and starts to walk away.
"Booze and movies."
>You both walk away from your house after you close and lock your door.
>It falls over.
>But it seems absolutely impossible to stay mad at her.
 
Fucking Rainbow Dash