- >Day 123 in Equestria.
- >It seems almost all the ponies want your dick.
- >It's kinda funny...
- >Sort of.
- >It was cute, at first.
- >But it turned ugly real fast.
- >When your bro got sick and tired of being just a 'bro'...
- >"Little Anon, little Anon, let me come in!"
- "Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin."
- >"Then I'll flap, and I'll fly, and I'll bust your house in!"
- >Uh oh.
- >You hear her fly away.
- >Then...
- >A whistle sound.
- "Rainbow, no raping."
- >It's getting closer.
- "Rainbow no raping!"
- >You can feel the house shake as she pierces the sound barrier.
- "RAINBOW NO RAPING!"
- >She slams into your house, bringing the whole thing down to it's foundation with you comically unharmed near the still standing door.
- >She turns to you and flies to eye-height.
- >"Aww, man..." she snaps her hooves and flies off slowly.
- >You are taken out of your stupor by a knocking at your door.
- >You open it.
- >It's Rainbow Dash.
- >"You wanna go for some movies and booze?"
- "No."
- >She looks sad and starts to walk away.
- "Booze and movies."
- >You both walk away from your house after you close and lock your door.
- >It falls over.
- >But it seems absolutely impossible to stay mad at her.
- Fucking Rainbow Dash
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