- >its been one of those days
- >fluttershy kidnapped you after drugging your breakfast
- >applejack took you from her with her trusty lasso
- >rainbow dash in turn rescued you and hid you in the clouds
- >twilight saved you with her magic as you fell through the clouds
- >Rarity spirited you away by fast-talking spike
- >and pinkie pie out of nowhere came to contest rarity over you
- >now you're running out of town like you stole something while 6 horny p0nies chase you down
- >and yet
- >you wouldnt have it any other way
- >what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?
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