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By: GhostKid on Jul 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.77 KB  |  hits: 170  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are playing with your legos and erector sets, building entire cities.
  2. >It's real early in the morning when you finally finish the twin towers, occupying them with little lego people.
  3. >Suddenly Fluttershy crashes through the window, slamming face first into the tower, and it inexplicably crumbles and burts into flame.
  4. "What the fuck, Fluttershy!?"
  5. >"Oh, sorry, is disastrous crashes not your fetish?"
  6. "NO!"
  7. >You fling her out the door and get back to your little city when she comes crashing through your window again, decimating your second tower precisely at 9:11 AM.
  8. >"Is horrific tragedy your fetish?"
  9. "No, Fluttershy, what the fuck!?"
  10. >"How about repeat offenders?"
  11. >You get her hauled off to jail for breaking an entering for the third time this week.
  12. Fucking Fluttershy
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