- >You are playing with your legos and erector sets, building entire cities.
- >It's real early in the morning when you finally finish the twin towers, occupying them with little lego people.
- >Suddenly Fluttershy crashes through the window, slamming face first into the tower, and it inexplicably crumbles and burts into flame.
- "What the fuck, Fluttershy!?"
- >"Oh, sorry, is disastrous crashes not your fetish?"
- "NO!"
- >You fling her out the door and get back to your little city when she comes crashing through your window again, decimating your second tower precisely at 9:11 AM.
- >"Is horrific tragedy your fetish?"
- "No, Fluttershy, what the fuck!?"
- >"How about repeat offenders?"
- >You get her hauled off to jail for breaking an entering for the third time this week.
- Fucking Fluttershy
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