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By: GhostKid on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.79 KB  |  hits: 306  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 210 in Equestria
  2. >you've settled in, got a house
  3. >got a job as a masseuse
  4. >magic fingers, baby!
  5. >Aloe and Vera pay well enough
  6. >today, Rarity walks in for her weekly treat
  7. >no Fluttershy?
  8. >oh well
  9. >you're working her shoulders and she moans every so often.
  10. >"Ah! L-lower please!"
  11. >you go lower
  12. >she coils her tail around your arm
  13. as you reach her flank
  14. >"Nnn, ah yes!"
  15. >you stop
  16. >"where's the happy ending, Mr masseuse?"
  17. >wat
  18. wat.
  19. >"Oh, surely Anon, you MUST have been eagerly awaiting my appointment..."
  20. >oh god, here it comes
  21. >"Let's forget about my relaxation... and get to calming YOUR nerves, hmm?"
  22. >fuck this shit
  23. >you bolt out of the door
  24. >"Come back, darling!"
  25. >you pass your employers
  26. >hear them mutter
  27. >"...I don't think we'll get those extra bits now..."
  28. Fucking Rarity
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