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lassoing

By: GhostKid on Mar 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.72 KB  |  hits: 283  |  expires: Never
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  2. >Day 30 in Equestria.
  3. >Trying to work at the Apple Family farm.
  4. >Kicking trees isn't your thing.
  5. >But cooking was something you could do...
  6. >Almost...
  7. >Ok, you were washing the apples.
  8. >As you hauled the last of them from the sink you realized just what you had committed yourself to.
  9. >A soft clip clop comes from behind you...
  10. >A few swishes.
  11. >And bam, you were caught with rope around your arms and torso.
  12. >So you screamed, like any one of us would.
  13. >And you ran...
  14. >And ran...
  15. >And ran.
  16. >Meanwhile back at the farm...
  17. >"Ah guess human lassoo'in ain't mah talent neither."
  18. >"Maybe its human surprising, y'did that well enough Applebloom." Applejack hides her snigger.
  19. >"Nope, no cutie mark."
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  21. Fucking Apple Family