- >Day 30 in Equestria.
- >Trying to work at the Apple Family farm.
- >Kicking trees isn't your thing.
- >But cooking was something you could do...
- >Almost...
- >Ok, you were washing the apples.
- >As you hauled the last of them from the sink you realized just what you had committed yourself to.
- >A soft clip clop comes from behind you...
- >A few swishes.
- >And bam, you were caught with rope around your arms and torso.
- >So you screamed, like any one of us would.
- >And you ran...
- >And ran...
- >And ran.
- >Meanwhile back at the farm...
- >"Ah guess human lassoo'in ain't mah talent neither."
- >"Maybe its human surprising, y'did that well enough Applebloom." Applejack hides her snigger.
- >"Nope, no cutie mark."
- Fucking Apple Family
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