Title:           lassoing
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wFPaCpcs
First Edit:      Thursday 29th of March 2012 11:01:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of March 2012 11:01:18 PM CDT

 
>Day 30 in Equestria.
>Trying to work at the Apple Family farm.
>Kicking trees isn't your thing.
>But cooking was something you could do...
>Almost...
>Ok, you were washing the apples.
>As you hauled the last of them from the sink you realized just what you had committed yourself to.
>A soft clip clop comes from behind you...
>A few swishes.
>And bam, you were caught with rope around your arms and torso.
>So you screamed, like any one of us would.
>And you ran...
>And ran...
>And ran.
>Meanwhile back at the farm...
>"Ah guess human lassoo'in ain't mah talent neither."
>"Maybe its human surprising, y'did that well enough Applebloom." Applejack hides her snigger.
>"Nope, no cutie mark."
 
Fucking Apple Family