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By: GhostKid on Mar 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.74 KB  |  hits: 305  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day fitty in Equestria
  2. >You and your bro RD came back from another night at the pub.
  3. >"Dude...it's like...your house" she drunkenly mumbles.
  4. >You thank her with a hiccup and head to your door
  5. >After you stumble to the kitchen and make for a glass of water, your front door bursts wide open.
  6. >"Alright, Anon, WHERE ARE YOU?"
  7. >Ohshitohshit!
  8. >"Every night you go out drinking, EVERY NIGHT. You, and your INSUFFERABLE 'BRO'."
  9. >In your stupor you can't manage to grip the situation.
  10. >Who is that?
  11. >What's going on?
  12. >"In the kitchen are you? WELL. That's where you belong anyway!"
  13. >Fluttershy comes within view wearing a wife beater, a bottle of Applejack Daniels in one hoof, the other rubbing her stubbled chin.
  14. >"Doesn't our marriage mean ANYTHING TO YOU?"
  15. >She takes off a belt and puts the AJD down
  16. >"Well it's gonna mean SOMETHING to you! A relationship is about give and take. You take time away from me, and I'll give you a welt to match it!"
  17. "No honey, I'm sorry, it was just me and RD, like always, please don't do this again..."
  18. >Your wasted ass is swept right up in the situation.
  19. >"It hurts me more than it hurts you, but it must be done."
  20. >You dash away into your bedroom, and are closing the door when she bucks it back open
  21. >"It's FLUTTERSHY TIME"
  22. "No Fluttershy no!"
  23. >At about this time your alcohol poisoned mind takes a hold on the situation
  24. "Fluttershy..." you say slowly.
  25. >"I hurt you because I lo-hmm? What is it?"
  26. "Abusive husbands aren't my fetish."
  27. >"Oh. Well, I'll just be going home now."
  28. >Once you are completely alone, you speak once more as you lock the door.
  29. "Fuckin...how did she know I liked to be the woman of the relationship?"
  30. >You spend the rest of the night in a cold sweat with a raging hard on.
  31.  
  32. Fucking Fluttershy