common sense is man's downfall

>Day 54 in Equestria.

>"Come ere Anon, Ah'm gonna rut ya!"

"Now Applejack, why is it that you want to mate with me?"

>"Uh...Ah don't raghtly know. But Ah know Ah want it!"

>You facepalm.

"Right, well, as long as I've known you, you've been a pinnacle of Honesty, but you've always had a reason. Let's get this checked out. It isn't Estrus or anything, right?"

>"A' course not. Otherwise you'd have a hard time gettin out from the pile o mares that'd be all over ya."

"Right, let's go ask Twilight Sparkle. I promise I won't evade your request after we get you checked on, if you aren't under some control or another."

>"Yer on, Anon!"

>You and Applejack go to Twilight.

>"So you're saying that you think Applejack is under an effect of some kind?"

"I think it is possible yes."

>Twilight does some science and magick-y stuff.

>"I've deduced that there is nothing wrong with Applejack's mental facilities."

>"Good job Twi! How bout a threesome?"

>"Thought you'd never ask..."

Game Over.