Title:           common sense is man's downfall
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/S5vDeZm2
First Edit:      Monday 11th of June 2012 04:25:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 11th of June 2012 04:25:47 PM CDT

>Day 54 in Equestria.
>"Come ere Anon, Ah'm gonna rut ya!"
"Now Applejack, why is it that you want to mate with me?"
>"Uh...Ah don't raghtly know. But Ah know Ah want it!"
>You facepalm.
"Right, well, as long as I've known you, you've been a pinnacle of Honesty, but you've always had a reason. Let's get this checked out. It isn't Estrus or anything, right?"
>"A' course not. Otherwise you'd have a hard time gettin out from the pile o mares that'd be all over ya."
"Right, let's go ask Twilight Sparkle. I promise I won't evade your request after we get you checked on, if you aren't under some control or another."
>"Yer on, Anon!"
>You and Applejack go to Twilight.
>"So you're saying that you think Applejack is under an effect of some kind?"
"I think it is possible yes."
>Twilight does some science and magick-y stuff.
>"I've deduced that there is nothing wrong with Applejack's mental facilities."
>"Good job Twi! How bout a threesome?"
>"Thought you'd never ask..."
Game Over.