- >Day Ishaigoddot in Equestria
- >You are chillin out
- >Maxin
- >Relaxin all cool
- >And shootin some pool ball out beside a basket
- >When a couple of bears, who were up to no good, started causin trouble in your neighborhood
- >You got in one little fight and Twilight got scared, she said
- >"You're not going back out there."
- >Then Trixie vanquished the dumb bears like she said she would.
- >"According to ancient law, as saviour of the town I take the stallion of my choosing as a prize!"
- >She magics you up and fits you in her hat.
- >That night she ruts you and returns you into the wild with a tag on your ear.
- >Today was...odd.
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