Title:           That one where he literally is a living ----
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bhhnDMBC
First Edit:      Thursday 9th of August 2012 12:44:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of August 2012 12:44:20 PM CDT

>Day two hundred and fourty!
>You are at Sugarcube Corner, Staring at all the beautiful cakes.
>You mean pie?
>No, pie is pig disgusting.
"Soo...delicioussss..."
>"Umm Anon..."
"Yeah, Pinkie?"
>"You're kind of...drooling on the cake. Are you going to buy it?"
"Oh sorry Pinkie, I don't have enough for a cake today. Maybe next week. Bye!"
>You strut on out.
>Pinkie Pie looks back at the cake...covered in your...er...drool.
>"What a dick."