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PepeLePew Principle

By: GhostKid on Oct 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.84 KB  |  hits: 119  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 17 in Equestria.
  2. >Applerapist and Fluttershy have been hounding you again.
  3. >"Why don'tcha just give up, Anon?"
  4. >"It would be really...nice."
  5. >You know what?
  6. >2 weeks of this shit is enough. You're never going to find any other chicks in this forsaken world.
  7. >You stop running and turn to face them.
  8. "So is this gonna be a three way or what?"
  9. >They, too, stop.
  10. >The looks on their faces in concern and confusion.
  11. >"We didn't...um...expect you to stop."
  12. >"Yeah, aren't you spossed ta protect your pony virginity?"
  13. "I'm not going to get any anywhere else here, and you two are after my dick. It's a good deal, let's do it."
  14. >They look at each other, then back to you.
  15. >"I don't want to anymore."
  16. >Applejack walks away.
  17. >"Uh...I'm sorry to lead you on like that."
  18. >Fluttershy leaves too.
  19. >You never get bothered for your dick again.
  20. Boring End