Title:           NMM vs Chrysalis
Author:          GhostKid
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First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of June 2012 03:37:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 20th of June 2012 03:37:56 AM CDT

>You stand, like you always have, in your store.
>Bored to tears in the land of cartoon ponies.
>Suddenly, something inexplicably interesting and amazing decides to occur...
>"Hmm...what's this? Anonymous?"
>Ah, you've been spotted by none other than Nightmare Moon!
>A second voice calls from another direction.
>"Anonymous? Here? He's MINE!"
>Chrysalis, the queen of changelings, oh god where is your mercy?
>"Back off, you unholy holed beast, he's our quarry and we shall not leave without him!"
>"Oh, and I suppose you somehow have priority over a QUEEN, you little pansy princess? A fat a chance of you taking MY Anon away for your own selfish desires."
>You manage a squeak as Nightmare Moon wraps you in her ethereal mane, paralyzed.
>"Haha! We have the advantage, now, youngling queen. And what is the queen of changelings anyway? Seems a worthless title to give if the one who receives it is going to DIE!"
>"I'd like to see you try, you tantrum tossing tramp!" Chrysalis transforms into Nightmare Moon in a diaper and baby bonnet. "Ohhh waaaah, we are soooo flankflustered because we don't get fanmail for our hoof-crafted niiiights! Let's kill everything on the planet out of spite!" She returns to her natural state.
>Nightmare is appalled, but she already has you.
>"Victory is within our grasp, body snatcher, we need not waste our time on such a simple charlatan's supposition of our events."
>With that Nightmare takes off, blasting a hole through the wall to make room for you and her.
>"Ohhh no you don't, you black bitch!"
>Chrysalis takes off after her.
>"Ha! The pot is calling the ever-superior kettle black! You are nothing to us but an insect, waiting to be crushed underhoof...in fact..."
>Nightmare begins to take potshots at the changeling queen.
>"GIRLS!"
>That voice! your savior, princess Celestia!
>Chrysalis and Nightmare both freeze mid-air.
>"WHAT is the meaning of this disruption?"
>"Uhh, uhhh..." Nightmare blubbers "She started it."
>"What? nuh uh, YOU'RE the one who decided to take MY Anon! I was in that store first!"
>"Girls, you stole Anonymous here without paying. I'm afraid neither of you are allowed to purchase him now."
>A simultaneous "Awww" escapes the black ponies' mouths.
>"Hand him over and I will return to the store."
>Nightmare complies.
>Moments later you are in the store and Celestia is forking over bits to the cashier salesp0ny.
>"Hmmhmm, I'm going to enjoy tonight alone with you, my little Anonymous, dearie..."
You are Anonymous, a my little human sexdoll