Title:           Mini Equestria
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/C2Sd3hEh
First Edit:      Thursday 9th of August 2012 01:58:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of August 2012 01:58:55 PM CDT

>Day mini in Eqeustria.
>Somehow Twilight blew it (woowoo woo woo) and turned all ponies tiny sized.
>They're no bigger than your hands now.
>Rainbow Dash like sleeping in your hair.
>Fluttershy keeps going into your shoes for a sniff.
>Applejack still wants you to eat her pie...and the rest of her.
"Eeeuuughhh..."
>Appletini's are not your fetish.
>As you walk to Sugarcube Corner to help get food for everyone, you "accidentally" step on Silver Spoon.
>That bitch shall be a thing of the past.
>"Oh my Celestia! Anon, you stepped on that filly!"
“Aww..oh no..."
>You try to sound convincing.
"I guess now Silver Spoon will never torment me again."
>"Oh, it's Silver Spoon?"
>You nod, still walking away from the scene of the crime.
>"Then look, they'll just bend her back into shape. Good as new."
>Murder avoided.
>Mission Failed.
>Fucking Silver Spoon.