- >Day mini in Eqeustria.
- >Somehow Twilight blew it (woowoo woo woo) and turned all ponies tiny sized.
- >They're no bigger than your hands now.
- >Rainbow Dash like sleeping in your hair.
- >Fluttershy keeps going into your shoes for a sniff.
- >Applejack still wants you to eat her pie...and the rest of her.
- "Eeeuuughhh..."
- >Appletini's are not your fetish.
- >As you walk to Sugarcube Corner to help get food for everyone, you "accidentally" step on Silver Spoon.
- >That bitch shall be a thing of the past.
- >"Oh my Celestia! Anon, you stepped on that filly!"
- “Aww..oh no..."
- >You try to sound convincing.
- "I guess now Silver Spoon will never torment me again."
- >"Oh, it's Silver Spoon?"
- >You nod, still walking away from the scene of the crime.
- >"Then look, they'll just bend her back into shape. Good as new."
- >Murder avoided.
- >Mission Failed.
- >Fucking Silver Spoon.
Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
create a new version of this paste
RAW Paste Data