Me Plobby

>Day somethin in Equestria.

>The dawgz are pretty bro, just really enthusiastic about gems.

>So you had Twilight wizard up a metal detector and started having your way with all the gold and silver that they didnt give a shit about.

>One day, they found a ruins.

>Checking it out, you look at the "mystic runes" and discover that it is actually words you can read.

"M-e-p-l-o-b-b-y."

>MEPlobby.

>A lobby for a company called MEP.

>Nice that YOU got it, but the dawgz were sounding it out as you spelled it.

>"Me...plobby?"

>"Me plobby!"

>"What's a plobby?"

>"I dunno, but it's MINE!"

>"Is me plobby hard?"

>"How large is me plobby?"

>You die laughing.

Fucking Diamond Dawgz