Title:           Lyranon x Bon Bon Epilogue
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SLVJYx0c
First Edit:      Wednesday 27th of June 2012 12:37:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 27th of June 2012 12:37:35 AM CDT

>You are Lyra.
>A human, now! Eeeeeee!
>Omigosh, it is SOO cool.
>Fingers!
>Toesies!
>And due to Anon's connections, you were able to manipulate his friends into believing that "you" had finally had enough of Equestria and wished to return home.
>Princess Celestia herself appeared to try to dissuade "you" from leaving.
>Ha, dumb bitch.
>All of those ponies. Suckers, the lot of them.
>Hopefully Anon's reward for his assistance would have him...or should you say her...feeling a lot better. Though, for the time of day, probably sore or in the shower.
>Wonder if she found her new g-spot?
>Who cares.
>You~ have a man's toolset now!
>You stand in front of the one way portal, determination burning in your eyes.
>Placing a foot forward, you lurch through the portal, and it disappears behind you.
 
>You have taken your first step into Earth!
>Well, the planet was the same as the one with Equestria.
>Far as you knew, the population changed, there was no magic and all the towns had funny human puns.
>MANhattan. Heehee!
"Heeheehee!"
>"Hey, watch where you're going, asshole!"
>Huh?
>Oh, another human.
>You know how the greeting goes.
>You give him a wide smile and flip anon's-YOUR middle finger at him.
"Fuck you too, buddy!"
>Heehee!
>You begin to walk down the sidewalks and you see a man leaning against a wall.
"Hello sir, how are you this fine day?"
>"Oh, what? Nigga what the hell is you smokin? You got some money fo me?"
"Uh sure, it's foreign, don't know how much it's worth..."
>You toss him a few bits.
>His eyes widen and he smiles at you, placing one hand forward and another in his jacket.
>You take his hand in a warm shake.
>"Thanks, nigga!"
"No problem, anything for another human be-"
>A knife lodges itself in your neck and you die.
>The hobo takes your gold and suit and becomes a rich as fuck gangster.
 
GAME OVER