Title:           Hipsteranon
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CJTvjmYE
First Edit:      Monday 18th of June 2012 10:40:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 18th of June 2012 10:40:29 PM CDT

>It's day 72 in Equestria...
>But you were counting the days BEFORE your accidental dimensional vacation.
>Everything was so HIP and MODERN and it really pisses you off.
>Only two things were ok here, the architecture and Luna.
>Ohh Luna...her speech, her mannerisms.
>She's the perfect hipster girl.
>You were into love at first sight BEFORE you were part of a fairy tale...
 
>One day, Luna comes to visit.
"Oh Luna, my night, my love, have this serenade..."
>You sing fly me to the moon, because it's such an old song that nobody remembers.
>"Oh yes, that's a pretty cool song, huh Anonymous? Why I just heard it sung the other day."
>What?
"What princess?"
>"Why yes, I had an album created on the spot and have owned it since. Everyp0ny is singing it down in Canterlot."
"No...it's not...possible..."
>Out hipstered and you sang something...trendy.
>That night you take a cold shower, and use the blinds to hide the moon.
 
It was the kind of day you have before anyone else can. You've probably never heard of it.