- >It's day 72 in Equestria...
- >But you were counting the days BEFORE your accidental dimensional vacation.
- >Everything was so HIP and MODERN and it really pisses you off.
- >Only two things were ok here, the architecture and Luna.
- >Ohh Luna...her speech, her mannerisms.
- >She's the perfect hipster girl.
- >You were into love at first sight BEFORE you were part of a fairy tale...
- >One day, Luna comes to visit.
- "Oh Luna, my night, my love, have this serenade..."
- >You sing fly me to the moon, because it's such an old song that nobody remembers.
- >"Oh yes, that's a pretty cool song, huh Anonymous? Why I just heard it sung the other day."
- >What?
- "What princess?"
- >"Why yes, I had an album created on the spot and have owned it since. Everyp0ny is singing it down in Canterlot."
- "No...it's not...possible..."
- >Out hipstered and you sang something...trendy.
- >That night you take a cold shower, and use the blinds to hide the moon.
- It was the kind of day you have before anyone else can. You've probably never heard of it.
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