Title: Ghost anon part three Author: GhostKid Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/dL0VwbhW First Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 04:06:16 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 04:06:16 PM CDT >Skipping down the ways you pass Fluttershy >Yyesss, poor, innocent fluttershy. >You remember what she did that one time. >She thought nop0ny was looking >Thought you were asleep. >It's time for...REVENANGANCE! >Like reveneant and avenge and revenge all at once. >You follow her home, and wait until she goes to the kitchen >Kou slap a pan, the reverberations shocking her >"Angel? is that you?" >She peeks at the source of the noise >You throw some spoons and ladles off the wall >"EEP! Oh my...Angel? Please come out now..." >...ok, so maybe she was a bad choice. too easily frightened. she was already starting to cry anyway. >"A-angel, if you come out now, I won't molest you tonight." >Allofmywut. >Angel, who you can see from the window, hears this and desperately comes to the call of sanctuary from whatever horrors this "animal lover" forces on her wards. >He hops at the window, which you slam shut in front of him. >He looks at you in horror. >Ha, looks like he can see you through the glass or something. >Fluttershy sees Angel and calms considerably, calling and cooing to her carrot crunching child. >"Oh, Angel, no need to separate yourself from me." >Now that she is convinced Angel is doing it, you kick a whole stack of food, pills and other things, causing a clamor and cacophony of cruel noise. >Her eyes go wide, her wings snap shut, and she freezes in place. >Slowly, she turns her head to see and you pick up a knife. >You're pretty sure, by Angel's reaction, she is letting loose a scream on a frequency level that only animals can hear. >You wave the knife, and then stop it pointed directly at her. >Instead of fainting, however, she pulls a Stare out of nowhere. >Ohhhhh shit. >"You...do NOT touch my KNIFE!" >Once again, your wuts are used. >"I PREPARED ANON'S FOOD WITH THAT KNIFE AND YOU WONT TOUCH IT!" >Startlingly, you obey, and the knife clatters to the ground. >Yeah, time to make yourself scarce before she pulls some mumbo jumbo garbage and eradicates your soul while she's at it. >You phaze through a darkened wall and ditch towards the Everfree forest. >Huh. Now that you don't have to worry about dying, everfree ain't so bad to go. >Pretty nice place teyve got here too. >You can see fields of beautiful flowers, manticores frlocking and >...ew. >Didn't need to see that. >Some of these flowers you recognize as those that were served to you when ponies were seeing what you could and could not digest. >Honestly, you were glad that you weren't going to have to eat another frickin flower ever. >Some of them, like the blue one, you just pushed off your plate and into your pocket so you could dispose of it later. >Ah, Zecora's hut. >Time to see if her tribal stuff involved fear of ghosts. >You phaze through the door, as all is sufficiently dark thanks to Everfree's superior cloud and tree cover. >"Hark, what is this? A being made of less than mist?" >Well she could tell you came in. >You look into her brew, and find a smiling reflection of you! >Mindfuck rhymes. Man, alliterations are superior. >"I would go back from whence you came, if you intend to be whole, and not the same." >You test to see if she can see you, she just continues to look into the pot. >She dips a hoof in, and then flings the goop at you, and it sticks. >"This ectoplasm extract is green, but it allows for a ghost to be seen. If you do not wish to be visible, i suggest you head home now..or see if I can make you divisible." >I think she just threatened to cut you. >Yeah, no shit brain. All the mares in this world are CRAZY. >You aren't going to stay in P0nyville anymore, no. It's time for the big leagues in Canterlot!