Title:           Dune
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YgNtRTuv
First Edit:      Sunday 8th of April 2012 09:56:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 8th of April 2012 09:56:11 PM CDT

>day something or other in Equestria
>it's been a long time
>what.
>how about YOU try to keep track of the days in this place, huh?
>no?
>that's what I thought
>somehow one p0ny or another (totally Twilight) absorbed information regarding all the movies you had ever seen from your brain in an effort to understand humans
>now you have to deal with all sorts of wacky garbage and bad references and worse one-liners from every movie you ever saw from
>every
>single
>p0ny
>it gets old
>well you open your door today, attempting to pre-empt Fluttershy's daily try at fetish roulette
>you see her, what appears to be stoned out of her mind a few steps away from your door
>you sigh
"Let's get this over with."
>Fluttershy does not respond as you come up beside her, but when you place your hand on her shoulder to shake what you EXPECTED to be a dummy...
>"Anonymous."
>a blast doubles over the tree that was in the path of her vision
>you are compelled to speech after a few seconds of absolute silence
"...My name has become a killing word..."
>Fluttershy looks up at you with her eyes
>blue within blue
>"The Spice must flow."
>well shit, now you know which reference it was today
"Dune isn't my fetish, Fluttershy."
>"The spice muuust flooooooo...kaaayyyyy..."
 
Fucking Fluttershy