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Celestia's zipper

By: GhostKid on May 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 323  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be in Canterlot
  2. >You think Celestia is hitting on you, which is ok
  3. >You like her sense of humor, after all
  4. >That and she's pretty.
  5. >You decide to surprise her and walk up to her room with flowers
  6. >Before you knock, you notice the door is open
  7. >A peek couldn't hurt...
  8. >Leering in, you see Celestia reach a hoof to her back and undo a zipper
  9. >The hell?
  10. >Discord comes out of Celestia, and takes off the alicorn suit
  11. >"Whew, keeping up appearances sure is tiring work..."
  12. >He notices you
  13. "Oh shit, oh fuck!"
  14. >Whipping around you quickly, he drags you all the way inside the room.
  15. >With a blush he motions for you to keep quiet
  16. >"TELL. NO-ONE."
  17. >Discord flies off into the sunset
  18. >...
  19. >why, boner?
  20. Just another day in Equestria
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