- >Be in Canterlot
- >You think Celestia is hitting on you, which is ok
- >You like her sense of humor, after all
- >That and she's pretty.
- >You decide to surprise her and walk up to her room with flowers
- >Before you knock, you notice the door is open
- >A peek couldn't hurt...
- >Leering in, you see Celestia reach a hoof to her back and undo a zipper
- >The hell?
- >Discord comes out of Celestia, and takes off the alicorn suit
- >"Whew, keeping up appearances sure is tiring work..."
- >He notices you
- "Oh shit, oh fuck!"
- >Whipping around you quickly, he drags you all the way inside the room.
- >With a blush he motions for you to keep quiet
- >"TELL. NO-ONE."
- >Discord flies off into the sunset
- >...
- >why, boner?
- Just another day in Equestria
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