- >another peaceful day in Equestria
- >you hear the telltale Yeehaw of a certain orange rapist
- >not today, you dont!
- >you may have respected her and appreciated that she gave you a job early on, but this was getting ridiculous!
- >as per usual, you're quickly lassoed to the ground
- >"any last words fer yer virginity afore ah remove it?"
- >"You can't rape the willing, Applejack"
- >she drops the rope
- >she goes home
- >you never see her again
- >find out she hung herself because without the thrill of the chase, life meant nothing
- Fucking Applejack
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