- >Nightmare Night
- >You've waited, in hiding.
- >These ponies, so polite.
- >To make a request, you need only ask...kindly.
- >Rainbow Dash was the biggest Nightmare Night prankster in Ponyville...
- >Well, she was before you came around.
- >Nobody has seen your outfit yet.
- >You see only success in your future.
- >The hour draws near, and you can hear the ponies milling about above the stage you are underneath.
- >The telltale sound of lightening lets you know R-Dash is already active.
- >It's show time.
- >Your drill roars to life, and you bust out from the stage, and claw your way into the crowd, shrieks and cries filling your ears.
- >You chase down the technicolor pegasus, pushing the townsponies aside with your only not-deadly-weapon arm.
- "RAINBOW DAAAASH!"
- >She turns, and for a brief moment, you can see as her smile is sucked away in a moment of terror at the sight of your rampage.
- >She zips and zooms as fast as she can from the terrible creature you portray, but she never gets out of earshot.
- "Would you kindly..."
- >Her wings slow, and you catch up easily.
- >"No, Anon, no! Please!"
- >You slow to a stop as you reach the cowering blue ball of fur and feathers.
- "...bend over."
- >You're in jail for terrorism for a few days.
- >Rainbow Dash is visiting you.
- >"It was pretty funny, I guess."
- "Thanks."
- >"Probably shouldn't have used a real drill though."
- "Probably."
- >...
- >"...my butt still hurts. When does that go away?"
- >You grin.
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