Title:           840 erry day
Author:          GhostKid
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WjkqkEZn
First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 02:43:38 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 02:43:38 AM CDT

>Day 840 in Equestria.
>Smoke weed twice as much erry day.
>You are looking to get high, stoned, smashed, buzzed, wasted, or just plain wrecked.
>This is not going so well.
>After the first few years, you kind of realized there isn't much drug substance out here.
>Which is why you've turned to poison joke.
>"So you see, my bipedal friend, there will be a change in the end. Poison joke is blue and scary, of it's effects you should be wary."
"Yeah yeah, thanks."
>You take a dive into the field of the blue ganja and prepare to go on a wild ride.
>The flowers attach themselves to you, turning green and splitting into five leaves.
>After a minute, you are completely transformed into a Marijuana plant in the middle of a field of poison joke.
>A week later, Zecora visits the headstone she's made for you.
>"I told you, friend, it was no joke..."
>A tear falls from her face.
>"...but now all of Equestria can toke!"
>She gets high.
Good End?