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Saints Bro CYOA

By: GentlemanPsycho on Sep 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 18.92 KB  |  hits: 78  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Nolan North
  2. >Or Saints Bro as your friends call you
  3. >You check your watch to see it's lunch time
  4. >But you could always go and do something else with your 30 minutes of free time...
  5.  
  6. >You guess the best thing to do would be to track down Norman.
  7. >He is your best friend after all.
  8. >You walk down the hallways looking for him, passing many middle class students.
  9. >Why you went to the same school as them, you had no idea.
  10. >Your dad Fancy Pants insisted you go her to become closer to them.
  11. >It disgusted you.
  12. >You come upon the gym and see Norman inside talking to a girl with white skin and purple hair.
  13.  
  14. >This girl looked like she was alright.
  15. >Didn't look poor anyways.
  16. >You walk over to them as Norman notices you.
  17. >When the girl looks at her phone, Norman tries to tell you to go away.
  18. >You wouldn't have any of it.
  19. >You walk straight up to both of them.
  20. ">Alpha as fuck!"
  21. ">Conditions apply!"
  22. >Both of them look at you as if you're a grade-A retard.
  23. >"What the fuck was that Nolan?"
  24.  
  25. "Oh, I just wanted to give this lovely lady right here a nice greeting."
  26. >Norman raises his eyebrow as he turns back to the white girl.
  27. >"As I guess you already heard, this is Nolan. Nolan, this is Rarity."
  28. >Her name even sounded lovely.
  29. "Well hello there Miss Rarity, it is great to make your acquaintance."
  30. >You extend your hand out to her.
  31. >She hesitantly takes it and shakes it with a half smile.
  32.  
  33. >You raise her hand to your lips and lightly kiss her hand.
  34. >Just like your father taught you.
  35. >You look back to see her blushing as you let go of her hand.
  36. >"Well aren't you sweet, darling?"
  37. >Norman is getting visibly angrier by the second.
  38. >Maybe you should lay off for a bit.
  39. >You wouldn't want to be associated with that jerk Brad who steals everyone's girlfriends.
  40. "So Nolan, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?"
  41. >Before you're able to answer, you feel a hand on your shoulder.
  42. >"Nolan here is a great guy!"
  43. >Brad...
  44.  
  45. >You breath slowly as you take a step away from Brad.
  46. >Best just to ignore him so nothing bad happens.
  47. >Norman stands up and takes a step towards Brad.
  48. >"What are you doing here?"
  49. >"Just thought I'd stop by and see my two best friends."
  50. >You and Norman look at each other and back at Brad.
  51. >Was this guy serious?
  52. >Did he actually think you liked him?
  53.  
  54. >You take a step towards Brad and put your arm around his shoulder.
  55. "Yeah, Brad and I are great friends."
  56. >Norman looks at you as if you've gone insane.
  57. "Come on, let's go get lunch together."
  58. >Brad seems a little startled, but realizes someone actually might like him.
  59. >"Okay, let's go."
  60. >You and Brad leave as you turn back to Norman and mouth to him.
  61. "Good taste."
  62. >He totally owes you since you're doing this.
  63. >You both walk together down to the cafeteria.
  64. >The room was full of people.
  65. >You grab your food and you look around to see Brad motioning for you to sit with him and his other friends.
  66.  
  67. >You begin walking over to them as you spot a girl with magenta hair sitting at table, writing in a notebook.
  68. >She seemed okay, definitely not the worst at the table.
  69. >Sitting next to her, you greet her.
  70. "Hi, my name is Nolan. What's yours?"
  71. >She looks startled as she looks up from her notebook.
  72. >"Um, my name is Amy."
  73. >Seemed like the most normal name in this entire school.
  74. >You extend your hand just like you did with Rarity.
  75. >First impressions always matter after all.
  76. >She takes your hand and eagerly shakes it.
  77.  
  78. >She was very beautiful.
  79. >Maybe you could use your sweet talk on her.
  80. "Your beauty is that of the stars that swirl in the sky."
  81. >As she takes a bite of her fruit, she realizes just what you said.
  82. >Blushing heavily, she almost chokes as she swallows.
  83. >"Wh-what did you just say?"
  84. >She's not taking like most ladies you know would.
  85. "I said you were beautiful."
  86. >"Well I heard that, but I have a boyfriend!"
  87. >Standing up, Amy marches away as Brad and the others at the table stare at you.
  88. >"Wow, bro. What did you say to her?"
  89.  
  90. >You look around the table.
  91. >Six guys, including Brad, and three girls.
  92. >You could take them, but it would be better not to start a fight.
  93. "I just told her she was pretty and she overreacted."
  94. >Scoffing a boy with scraggly hair leans across the table towards you.
  95. >"Yeah, she's my girlfriend, so stay away from her."
  96. >She's dating this loser?
  97. >You couldn't even see his eyes, his hair was so low.
  98. >But like you said, best not to start a fight.
  99. >You finish eating, and take your tray and throw away your trash.
  100. >Maybe there was some way to win her over anyways.
  101. >The bell rings as you walk out of the cafeteria.
  102. >Time for Gym class.
  103.  
  104. >Jogging down the hallways, you head towards the locker rooms.
  105. >You enter and change into your Gym clothes.
  106. >You head to the gym which is right across the hall.
  107. >Norman is waiting inside as you pass by him.
  108. >You still thought it was funny that the guy tried to intimidate you.
  109. >"What's got you so happy?"
  110. >You turn to Norman as you stop chuckling to yourself.
  111. "Oh, some guy tried to intimidate me when I called his girlfriend pretty."
  112. >"Wow. You're turning into Brad. You keep hitting on other people's girls."
  113. >You stop walking and turn to him.
  114. "Don't ever say I'm like that jerk."
  115. >"Hey, you're the one acting like him."
  116. >Is he serious?
  117.  
  118. "Oh come on. I didn't even know she had a boyfriend."
  119. >Norman sighs as you two continue to walk.
  120. "So how did things go with Rarity?"
  121. >"Oh, not so well. I at least got her number though."
  122. >You two stop as the gym teacher tells everyone todays game is dodge ball.
  123. >Norman and you were an amazing team in dodge ball.
  124. "That's good. Maybe you could ask her out on a date."
  125. >Walking over to the racks, you pick up a dodge ball and head back to the court.
  126. >You both play, getting several people out until the bell rings.
  127. >You have a little time to spare until your next class.
  128.  
  129. >You might as well head to your next class.
  130. >English was it?
  131. >You had to head across the courtyard to get there.
  132. >Heading to your locker to get your things, you say farewell to Norman as you walk down the hallways.
  133. >As you turn a corner, you bump into somebody knocking them down.
  134. >Papers flew everywhere as you fell onto your butt.
  135. >You stand up as you rub your ass.
  136. "Hey, watch wh-"
  137. >Oh, it was a girl.
  138. >Bending over, you try to help her up.
  139. >She takes your hand as you help her up.
  140. >"Sorry about that, I should have watched where I was going."
  141. >You begin picking up the papers as you turn back to her.
  142. "Oh, it was my fault. Sorry."
  143. >After collecting all of her fliers, you hand them to her.
  144. "Animal shelter, eh? Maybe I could stop by an help sometime?"
  145. >As she hears what your says she grins and hugs you.
  146. >"Yay! I'd love that!"
  147. >You look at your watch to see that you're 15 minute late for class now.
  148. >Might as not go anyways.
  149. >Your teacher would understand, he's a bro. Little crazy though.
  150. >You say bye to the girl with pink hair as you walk down the hallways.
  151. >You never even got her name.
  152.  
  153. >Might as well go anyways since you don't want to miss anything.
  154. >You walk down the hallways to down class carrying your books.
  155. >Coming upon the room, you enter to find everyone staring at you.
  156. >Your English teacher strokes his goatee as he stares at you.
  157. >"And where have you been Nolan?"
  158. >You walk over to your desk and sit down.
  159. "I bumped into someone in the hallways and helped them pick up their stuff."
  160. >Your teacher sits on his desk.
  161. >"Well as long as you're telling the truth I guess that's fine."
  162. >You try to pay attention as best you can, but the purple girl next to you keeps clicking her pen.
  163. >Turning to her, you put your hand on her pen and whisper to her.
  164. "Could you please stop that?"
  165. >She turns to you and realizes what she's been doing.
  166. >"O-okay. Sorry."
  167. >Turning back to the front of the room, you see your teacher passing out worksheets as the bell rings, signaling the end of the school day.
  168. >You grab a paper as you walk out and head down the hallways.
  169. >There's lots of things to do after school.
  170.  
  171. >You walk down the hallways pondering what to do.
  172. "Damn."
  173. >"Don't use that kind of language in school!"
  174. >You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with Miss Cherilee.
  175.  
  176. >You didn't want to get detention.
  177. "Sorry, I just have some unfinished business with someone. It won't happen again."
  178. >She folds her arms and raises an eyebrow as she stares at you.
  179. >"As long as it doesn't happen again. Now move along."
  180. >You turn around and jog away.
  181. >Might as well go home, don't want to stick around here.
  182. >Walking out of the front door, you see Amy sitting on the front steps.
  183.  
  184. >You better say you're sorry about what happened earlier.
  185. >As you walk over to her, you hear light sobbing.
  186. >Was she crying?
  187. >You walk over to her and sit next to her.
  188. "Hey, I'm sorry about what I did earlier. I took it too fast and didn't know you had a boyfriend."
  189. >Looking up at you, Amy has tests streaming down her face.
  190. >"Th-that asshole's not a boyfriend anymore..."
  191.  
  192. >You put your arm around her and hold her close to you.
  193. "Why don't you tell me about what happened?"
  194. >Through sobs, she manages to tell you that he wanted to fuck her in his truck, but she didn't want to have sex until she's older.
  195. >You pat her back as she manages to tell her story.
  196. >You even give her a tissue from her backpack.
  197. >Well that means you won't be able to give her the D.
  198.  
  199. >Maybe some ice cream might cheer her up.
  200. >Dancing and ice cream always cheer you up, but she probably would like dancing.
  201. "Why don't you come get some ice cream with me?"
  202. >Sniffling, she looks up at you.
  203. >"Really?"
  204. "Yeah, it'll be my treat."
  205. >You stand up and offer her your hand.
  206. >Taking your hand, she walks with you down to Sugar Cube Corner.
  207. >It's the best ice cream places in town.
  208. >Opening the door for her, you follow her inside.
  209. >As soon as you enter, you see a familiar face sitting at one of the tables.
  210. >It's that pink haired girl.
  211. >She waves you and Amy over to sit with her.
  212.  
  213. >You take Amy's hand and lead her over to the table with the yellow skinned girl from earlier.
  214. >You pull out a chair for Amy and then take one for yourself.
  215. >"Hey, I never got your name. Mine is Fluttershy."
  216. >You turn to her and smile.
  217. "My name is Nolan. And this Amy. I took her here to cheer up with some ice cream."
  218. >Fluttershy looks at Amy and gives her a shy smile.
  219. >"Hi Amy. What's got you down?"
  220. >Maybe you should get the ice cream while they talk.
  221. >You stand up and walk over to the counter where you order chocolate ice cream for you and Amy.
  222. >You look back over to Fluttershy and Amy to see them hitting it off as you lean against the counter.
  223. >When the ice cream comes out, you take it to the girls and give one to Amy.
  224.  
  225. >You look through all of the songs until you find a good song.
  226. >Chamillion.
  227. >Seems good enough.
  228. >Stepping back, you take Amy's hand.
  229. "You know how to dance?"
  230. >"Of course! What fool doesn't know how to dance?"
  231. "True."
  232. >Leading her near to an open space you begin dancing with her.
  233. >Some other people even join it.
  234. >As you're dancing, you hear the bell to the door ring.
  235. >You look back to see Amy's ex walk in, along with two other guys.
  236.  
  237. >Maybe you could have a little fun with him.
  238. >You grab Amy's hand as you spin her around, obviously trying to draw attention to yourself.
  239. >Looking back towards her ex, you see him red faced and obviously angry as he stares at the both of you.
  240. >You continue dancing with her as he becomes visibly more angry by the moment.
  241.  
  242. >You turn around and continue dancing with Amy.
  243. >That guy's not even worth your time.
  244. >You spin Amy around once again to keep her from seeing her ex.
  245. >As you're continuing to dance, you stop as you hear a crash.
  246. >Turning around, you see Amy's ex marching out and one of the tables is flipped over.
  247. >It was the table with your ice cream on it.
  248. >That fucker's crossed the line now.
  249.  
  250. >Everyone stares in silence as he walks out.
  251. >You turn back to Amy and Fluttershy.
  252. "You two wait in here, I'm gonna go deal with him."
  253. >They both looked at you worried.
  254. "O-okay."
  255. >You turn back around and walk out the still open door.
  256. >As you exit the building, two arms reach out and grab your vest pulling you around an alley.
  257. >You're slammed against a wall with Amy's ex looking at you with more fury than humanly possible.
  258.  
  259. >You gotta think fast.
  260. >You grab his hair and pull his head back.
  261. >His grip weakens as you shove him back.
  262. >He hits the wall on the other side of the alley with a dull thud.
  263. >You run at him and grab his hair again and bring his head down to your waist.
  264. >Time to end the fucker.
  265. >Bringing your leg back, you feel something grab it and pull it back making you fall forward.
  266. >You topple over the ex and quickly get on your feet to see two of the ex's friends have joined him.
  267.  
  268. >Seems like the best time to use your new toy.
  269. >Reaching into your pockets, you feel the cold metal on your fingers as you slide on your brass knuckles.
  270. >You bring your fist up ready to fight these assholes.
  271. >Upon noticing your brass knuckles, their faces turn wan.
  272. >"L-listen here, we don't want any trouble, alright?"
  273. >You spit on their shoes as you turn around and slide your weapons into your pockets.
  274. "Don't let me see you around her again."
  275. >You leave them as they're helping the ex up and head back into Sugar Cube Corner.
  276.  
  277. >You walk back inside to see everything has settled down.
  278. >What's this?
  279. >A brand new ice cream is in front of your seat with Amy and Fluttershy sitting at the table.
  280. >Walking over, Amy notices you and stand up.
  281. >"What happened?"
  282. >You sit down as she does and take a bite of your new ice cream.
  283. "We talked. He won't be bothering you anymore."
  284. >Amy looks down at her ice cream before looking back up at you.
  285. >She leans towards you and kisses your cheek before going back to her ice cream.
  286.  
  287. >Best not to act clingy.
  288. >You take a few more bites of your ice cream as you decide to chat with Fluttershy.
  289. "So why don't you tell me about this animal shelter?"
  290. >Thinking for a second, Fluttershy suddenly looks worried.
  291. >"I'm late!"
  292. "Late for what?"
  293. >"I was supposed to be at the shelter an hour ago!"
  294.  
  295. "Don't worry."
  296. >Seems like a good time to call one of your homies.
  297. >Pulling out your phone you slide down to 'V' in your contacts list.
  298. >Finding the right person, you tap the screen and call them.
  299. >You wait for a minute until you hear them pick up.
  300. >"I'll be right over."
  301. >You lead Amy and Fluttershy outside where you wait for a few minutes.
  302. >Loud music begins coming down the street as you see a white sports car pull up next to the building.
  303. >The door opens to reveal a girl with blue spiky hair stepping out.
  304.  
  305. >You lead Amy and Fluttershy over to the car.
  306. "Amy, Fluttershy, this is Vinyl. She's a very close friend of mine."
  307. >Vinyl shakes hands with Amy and Fluttershy.
  308. >"It's great to meet you both. You need to get somewhere, right?"
  309. >Fluttershy steps forward and pushes her hair back.
  310. >"Y-yes, to the animal shelter."
  311. >"Well let's go then. Hop in."
  312. >You walk over to the door, holding open each one for Amy, Vinyl, and lastly Fluttershy.
  313. >You get into the passenger seat as the car starts up.
  314. >You all make small talk as you drive to your destination, reaching there in 20 minutes.
  315. >Vinyl pulls up to the shelter and turns off the engine.
  316.  
  317. >You all get out of the car and say goodbye to Fluttershy as she enters the shelter.
  318. >As you're walking back to the car, you see a girl about your age on the other side of the street with dark hair, wearing a grey dress.
  319. >She was beautiful.
  320. >Wait, you liked Amy, remember?
  321. >"Hey, that's Tavi!"
  322. >Vinyl runs towards the car and slides over the hood and heads toward the girl.
  323. >When she reaches her, she looks back towards you and Amy.
  324. >"You guys gonna be alright without me?"
  325. >Before you can answer, Amy waves towards her.
  326. >"Yeah, I live real close to here!"
  327. >Well that solves getting her home.
  328. >Vinyl heads off down the street with the other girl, leaving her car parked at the shelter.
  329. >She'll come back for it most likely.
  330. >You check your watch to see it's getting kind of late.
  331.  
  332. >Best to walk her home.
  333. >It's the gentleman like thing to do!
  334. "Why don't I walk you home?  There's always dangerous stuff lurking around this time."
  335. >She starts walking and motions for you to follow.
  336. >"Sure, I can use the company."
  337. >As you're walking down the street, you discuss music that both of you like.
  338. >Turns out she was writing music in that notebook when you first met her.
  339. >As you walk around one of the corners, you come across a guy with blue hair and a leather jacket.
  340. >What's Brad doing here?
  341.  
  342. >Best to avoid this guy.
  343. >He might take a liking to Amy, and you don't want anymore problems.
  344. >You grab Amy's hand begin walking towards the other side of the road.
  345. >Seems like Brad was distracted by something in a shop window.
  346. >You almost make it all the way before the worst possible thing that could happen at that point in time actually happens.
  347. >"Hey Nolan, over here!"
  348.  
  349. >Might as well acknowledge him.
  350. >Don't really want to be an asshole.
  351. >Plus him and Amy are friends anyways.
  352. >You and Amy cross back to the other side of the street to where Brad is.
  353. >"What's up you two?"
  354. >Amy steps forward and high fives him.
  355. >"Nolan was just walking me home. What about you?"
  356. >Brad turns back towards the window he was staring into.
  357. >It looked to be a video game store.
  358. >"There's a new game that came out and I've been thinking about buying it, but I don't have enough money."
  359. >Turning back to you, Brad suddenly smiles.
  360. >"Hey, you're rich Nolan. You mind letting me borrow $20? I promise I'll pay it back next week!"
  361.  
  362. >You feel your pockets.
  363. >They were bulging with how much money you had.
  364. >Okay, maybe you didn't have THAT much money.
  365. >But you definitely aren't giving this guy any of it.
  366. >You'll probably never see any of it again.
  367. "Sorry, but I don't keep the money on me. My dad gets afraid that it might get stolen.
  368. >Brad's smile disappears as he turns back to the window.
  369. >"Oh, okay..."
  370. >Amy reaches towards Brad and taps him on his shoulder.
  371. >You both turn towards her to see her pulling out a $20 bill.
  372. >"Here, but you better let me play whatever you're getting.
  373. >Amy liked video games?
  374. >She was getting better by the minute.
  375. >Brad takes the bill and shoves it into his pocket
  376. >"Thanks Amy! I'll see you guys tomorrow!"
  377. >He goes from staring in the window to being in the story as you and Amy begin walking down the street again.
  378. >After walking for a few minutes, you see Amy's house down the street.
  379.  
  380. >You continue walking as you get close to her house.
  381. >This day has been great.
  382. >You reach out and arm and grab Amy by her shoulder.
  383. >She spins around to face you.
  384. >Stepping towards her, you stand right in front of her and look her in her eyes.
  385. >"I'd like you to know I had a great day, despite everything that happened."
  386. >Amy begins blushing as her mouth opens a little bit.
  387. >She stares back into your eyes more a moment.
  388. >"Me too."
  389. >She leans forward and wraps her arms around you hugging you.
  390. >A little startled, you do the same hugging her back.
  391. >"I'd love to hang out again sometime."
  392. "How does this weekend sound?"
  393. >She turns around and begins walking back towards her house, but not before looking back one last time.
  394. >"Perfect."