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Anon is Fired

By: GentlemanPsycho on Sep 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.92 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You awake to light pouring through the blinds of your window.
  2. >As you open your eyes, you roll over on your bed and put your arm around your little furry buddy.
  3. >Your bat pony to be exact.
  4. "Hey, wake up sleepy head."
  5. >Groaning, the bat pony rolls over.
  6. >"Give me five more minutes."
  7. >You tousle her hair as you climb out of bed and head over to your bathroom to shower.
  8. >After finishing, you put on some fresh clothes and walk back into the bedroom to be greeted by a bat pony spread out over your bed.
  9. "Come on, get up. We got stuff to do today."
  10. >Picking her head up off of the pillows, she looks up at you with her blue eyes.
  11. >"Can I have five more minutes?"
  12. "You said five more minutes..."
  13. >You look over to the clock to see it's 8:21.
  14. "fifteen minutes ago, now get up."
  15. >With a groan, the bat pony drops her back onto the bed.
  16. >Heading downstairs, you turn into your kitchen to make your breakfast.
  17. >You start cooking bacon as you hear footsteps coming down the stairs.
  18. >Entering the room, the bat pony lifts herself onto a seat at the table as you walk over with a plate full of bacon.
  19. >As a grin spreads across the her face, you walk over to the fridge to get some milk.
  20. >Turning around, you see your bat pony stuffing her face with bacon, getting grease all over her coat.
  21. >You sigh, as you pour two glasses of milk and set them down on the table.
  22. "You really need to learn to eat without getting stuff all over your coat.
  23. >The bat pony picks up her glass of milk and drinks it as she giggles getting more milk on her fur.
  24. >At least it didn't show up of her white coat, unlike the grease.
  25. >After finishing breakfast, you head over to some hangers on the wall where your coat sits.
  26. >"Why isn't don't you just have a coat like mine, then you'd never get cold."
  27. >Turning around, you look down to see your little pony.
  28. >With a smile, you tousle her mane.
  29. "Because I'm a human of course!"
  30. >Looking over at your clock on the wall, you see you're late for work.
  31. "I have to go now. You know how to make your own food, right?"
  32. >"We go over this everyday. Yes, I do!"
  33. >With a chuckle, you walk out the door and make your daily commute to work.
  34. >Pulling into the parking lot, you get out of your car and walk into the office building.
  35. >As you walk up the door, you say hello to some familiar faces.
  36. >Finally reaching your desk, you sit down and begin working on your computer.
  37. >You did some serious stuff here, but it doesn't help that your mind always wandered back to your bat pony.
  38. >"Anon, could I see you in my office?"
  39. >Snapping out of your thoughts, you look around till you see your boss standing next to you.
  40. "Oh, um, yes sir!"
  41. >"Good, come in as soon as you can."
  42. >You continue your work for about five more minutes until you leave your desk and head over to your boss' office.
  43. >Opening the door, you look inside.
  44. "You wanted to see me sir?"
  45. >"Why yes, Mr. Anonymous. Take a seat."
  46. >Doing as he told you, you sit in a chair across from his desk.
  47. >"Anon, as you know, our company has been having some rough times recently."
  48. >Why would he want to talk to you about this?
  49. "Yes sir, I do. What about it?"
  50. >"Well, in this rough time, I'm afraid we have been having to lay off some people."
  51. >Was he saying what you thought he was?
  52. "A-are you firing me, sir?"
  53. >Running his fingers through his hair, your boss sighs.
  54. >"It's just you haven't been that focused lately and have been distracted a lot. It's costing us more money to have you than it makes us. Best clean out your desk and take your things home, we'll send you your paycheck in the mail."
  55. >You don't say a single word as you stand up.
  56. >Nor when you clean out your desk, or walk out of the building.
  57. >You remain silent the entire time as your mind rages about how you just lost the job you had went through four years of college to get.
  58. >You actually enjoyed your job.
  59. >That's something lots of poeple can't say.
  60. >Seeing a bright light, you swerve out of the way of another car.
  61. >That's enough thinking. Just focus on driving, unless you want to get yourself killed.
  62. >Arriving at your house, you pause for a second as the garage door closes behind you.
  63. >You didn't have to remove that key.
  64. >What were you thinking!?
  65. >You have a little bat pony waiting for you!
  66. >Turning off the engine, you step out of your car and into your house.
  67. >You wear a fake smile as you greet your little bat pony.
  68. >She gets so excited every time you get home.
  69. >Hugging her, you run your fingers through her mane.
  70. "We best make something to eat."
  71. >As the little bat pony rubs her belly, she looks up at you and smiles.
  72. >"Yeah, I'm starving!"
  73. >You begin cooking simple spaghetti as you think about what happened today.
  74. >You'd have to tell your bat pony.
  75. >Serving up the spaghetti, you and your bat pony both eat in silence as she shoves her face full of noodles.
  76. >After you both finish eating, you take both of your plates and put them in your dishwasher.
  77. >You might as well get this over with and tell her.
  78. >Sitting on the couch, you motion for her to sit next to you?
  79. >She takes note to the sad look on your face.
  80. >"What's wrong Anon?"
  81. >Feeling a lump in your throat, you look your bat pony in her bright blue eyes and run your fingers through her soft mane.
  82. "Today, I was laid off from my job."
  83. >"That's terrible! Um... What does laid off mean?"
  84. >Chuckling to yourself, you can feel tears starting to form in your eyes.
  85. "It means I was fired, and won't be making any money until I get a new job."
  86. >A worried face spreads over you bat ponies face as she realizes what's happened.
  87. >"Oh, Anon! That's terrible!"
  88. "Don't worry, I can find a new job. At least I hope I can."
  89. >Feeling something wrap around you, you look down to see your bat pony hugging you.
  90. >"It's okay. I'm here for you."
  91. >You can feel tears starting to fall from your eyes as you hold your little bat pony.
  92. "I love you so much. I just...
  93. >Choking on your own words, you feel tears pouring out of your eyes as you hold you little bat pony.
  94. "I just wish your were real."