Title:           Weird ass dream #3
Author:          General_Specific66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XkN22CTi
First Edit:      Sunday 14th of September 2014 02:55:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 14th of September 2014 02:55:09 PM CDT

So it started off innocently enough, I didn't even realise I was asleep at this point as I had laid down for a nap, but I was on my laptop trying to play Europa Universalis 3, and it just wouldn't fucking work for the life of me, so I tried a bunch of things and then my computer suddenly blackscreened, but immediately came back on.
 
Looking at EU3 I was utterly pissed because the icon had changed to a little one that looked really nice, had like gold sparkles around it and a slight soft purple glow, it really made me want to click on it, so I decided what the hell. Then I found out my entire saved files were gone, cue my autism as I had worked very hard and was really really annoyed. I had figured it was a windows update at this point.
 
So I decide to play a new game, and notice the factions are slightly different, and the map looks very odd. But I choose my country anyway, I think it was somewhere in India. And start to play for the next couple of days.
 
Then I notice something odd, a load of news reports come in about an emergent expansionist power in India, that parallels my gameplay, and things start to escalate as it follows the exact course my game took, and I had had a really good game, and was making a really authoritarian hellhole of a military superpower of this nation when playing. [There was a kind of nationstates esque decision maker on country policy] And I gradually realised to my horror, that I had condemned the world to suffer, as I had conquered it as this really evil nation, and then I realised that the timescale was due for the invasion of Europe, and I panicked and thought I could stop what I had done by loading a previous save some years earlier, and making bad decisions to ruin this nation.
 
I started to wonder at this point why this had all happened, and what on earth had caused my game to do this... And then I noticed it.
 
My cursor jerked ever so slightly without me doing anything, and it made me suspicious. So I opened task manager and found a hidden little tab going. And guess what it fucking was. This will make you laugh.
 
It was teamveiwer. Able had control of my PC all along, and had installed this program that caused me to do what I did. And I searched and found all the little logs of what he had done. And found a mod for EU3 called "Apocalypse edition"  It was trippy as fuck.
 
Then I realised to my horror that he was trying to overwrite my control of the PC before I could deactivate this mod, but I just managed it in time. And I thought I had won, but then I checked the logs again, and so many more had been installed over the time, and they took direct control and then everything shook and went white and I woke up.
 
 
[Totally unsure how my brain managed to demonise Able after it has seen him half naked and drinking]