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From an unintentional rejection feels thread. Images included just because I have a new appreciation for sad/crying ponies.
>Berry Punch
http://gyazo.com/8c083e6a91ba2835668a1f85d5ab7f18
>Bottoms up!
>...
>...
>...
>Pah ha!
>I tell you Anon, that's one thing I like about you; you can hold your liquor.
>All these other lightweights, they can't hold a candle to you!
>Heh, well that's sweet of you to say, but I'm really nothing that special.
>Thanks though...
>Another round for me and my friend!
>So, what do you think about spending a night on the town with me?
>Not in this trashy dive, no offense, but hitting the strip in Canterlot?
>Huh, really?
>I never pegged you for liking horns...
>Oh, no, it's not like that, Rarity's a sweet girl, just...
>You know what, nevermind.
>We'll just try it another time.
>At least we still have one last drink tonight, right?
>...Yeah, I suppose you do have to get home.
>Don't worry about it, I'm Berry Punch, I could down both these glasses in no time.
>See you around, Anon.
>...
>Rarity, huh?
>Style, class, sophistication.
>I can see that.
>I'm just a beer swilling nobody in this podunk town.
>*gulp*
>...Bartender, I'm going to need a lot more alcohol.
>Thanks...
>Just leave the bottle.
>Blueblood
http://gyazo.com/2c72bff63d45b7b5f7b4aa1849dbf361
>Anonymous?
>My, my, it is you, I did not think that you would not be attending the Gala this year.
>Well, I did invite you to be part of my entourage, so when you declined I suppose I simply assumed you wouldn't make it.
>Still, it's good to see you, even if you are flying solo tonight.
>Ah... you, have a date, then?
>My, the Wonderbolt Captain, she's quite a catch.
>But surely you've got a moment to spare for me?
>A-Anonymous, she'll be there all night, and I'm sure she's not planning on chasing off her fans.
>Just give me a moment of your time.
>...Fine, I'll speak with you later tonight.
>...
>Another fallen to female charms.
>Each year my pool of guests grows smaller as my friends find themselves wrapped around the hooves of their lovers.
>Though I cannot say where he shall go from here, I know one thing for certain
>He's not coming back.
>They never do.
>Cadence
http://gyazo.com/9ca4adc396c30ea640894c47b159dbee
>So, tomorrow's the big day!
>What do you think?
>Sorry, I suppose I'm just a little anxious about all of this, what with being taken captive and impersonated by Queen Chrysalis.
>At least my dress is still in one piece.
>By the way, I, I never actually thanked you for stepping up and rescuing me.
>Thank you, Anonymous.
>I don't know where I would be if it weren't for you.
>Maybe, you'd like to go out and celebrate my last night as a free mare with me?
>Oh.
>Oh I see.
>Yes, I understand, why wouldn't Shining Armor want to get you fitted for a tuxedo?
>I mean, you did save the day.
>No, go ahead, time is of the essence after all.
>I'll see you at the ceremony tomorrow.
>...
>I suppose it's only right.
>I shouldn't be having thoughts like that anyway
>Shining Armor and I are meant for one another
>But...
>Anonymous, I'm so scared of what's to come.
>I don't want to face it
>Not without you.
>Chrysalis
http://gyazo.com/98fbf02662489276e46ec3f56b9b2c28
>Greetings Anonymous
>How are you doing this morning?
>Good, good.
>Listen, I'm supposed to meet the tailor for my dress fitting but, I'm just not feeling like it.
>And I've been cooped up in this castle so long, I need to stretch my legs
>How about we spend a day in town?
>I'm certain none of the ponies will mind seeing the Princess of Love walk down the street.
>Really?
>Don't tell me you're actually concerned about the warnings Shining Armor's been talking about.
>...No, I suppose you're right.
>It is better to be safe than sorry.
>But, maybe you'd like to give me your opinion on my dress?
>My dear Shining can't be both-
>Ah, yes, I understand.
>I don't like it, but I understand.
>I'll see you tonight at dinner.
>...
>Why?
>Every time I see him my heart threatens to burst out of my chest.
>I can't bring myself to control him
>I'm not even sure I could if I tried.
>I would call off this entire invasion
>if I only thought he might love the real me...
>Fluttershy
http://gyazo.com/4c2f899b8d297acaeb5141e681c7bc8a
>...
>...
>...
>(Gotta be assertive, Fluttershy...)
>U-um...
>Hi
>Oh
>Y-you're busy.
>Sorry.
>I'll come back later.
>...
>Oh Angel, I just don't understand.
>I keep trying to get his attention but...
>It's like he looks right through me.
>Gilda
http://gyazo.com/7efd55a3689634266efc2f01172bdb73
>Hey, what's up dweeb?
>Ha, ha, nah I'm just messin with ya.
>Anyway, you ready to hit up that new Brayzillian Steak House?
>I heard that when the meat hits the plate it's still mooing!
>Huh?
>Wonderbolts show?
>Pfft, why would you want to go to something dorkfest like that?
>Oh, it's a showcase for the recruits?
>And Rainbow Dash invited you?
>...Heh, sorry monkey-man but I'm going to have to pass, Dash and I don't really see eye to eye anymore.
>Nah, don't worry about dinner, we'll catch up again sometime, all right?
>Later, dork
>...
>Stupid Anon, and Rainbow Dash too.
>They're just a couple of flip-flopping dweebs.
>I don't need either of them!
>...I... I really don't.
>Lightning Dust
http://gyazo.com/07e0416ecd644acb2cfb128ddf3de2b8
>Guess who!
>Wow, what a hug; I guess someone really missed me, huh?
>Well, I missed you too, it's really good to be back.
>Yeah, I know it's a little early, but I found out that the Wonderbolts are pretty st-
>...
>No, no, I'm fine, the Blunderbolts are pretty stupid, so I got out of there ASAP.
>But enough about me!
>Since you didn't write, what have I missed out on?
>...Oh...?
>You and...
>Happy Day are going out today?
>Wow that's, that's great!
>I'm really happy for you, Anon.
>Heh, I bet you'll be calling on me pretty soon to be your best mare, right?
>Well, I'll let you get to your date.
>Knock'em dead, ace.
>...
>S-shot out of the sky twice in the same week?
>I must be slipping...
>Shining Armor (R63)
http://gyazo.com/ad3558d5fd69858cfbd16a5030c78aff
>Good morning, Anonymous.
>Ha, you noticed, huh?
>Don't look so surprised, it's embarrassing!
>One of Twily's spells went awry last night
>She's trying to figure out how to fix it before Princess Celestia gets back.
>It's, not going to be a problem, is it?
>No, I have to say that it's been pretty interesting, once I got over the shock of course.
>Not enough to stay this way for the rest of my life, ha ha, c-can you imagine how silly that would be?
>Y-yeah...
>But, I'm still feeling a little out of place.
>Maybe, you'd consider coming down to the mess with me?
>Oh... you're on patrol in town today.
>I-I suppose I should have known that, being Captain of the Guard.
>Well, we'll catch up later.
>Ha, you don't have to worry, any of the guards start getting ideas and I'll blast them into next week!
>See you...
>...
>Stupid.
>Stupid, stupid, stupid!
>I can't even win him over as a mare.
>Anonymous...
>How do I win your heart?
>Spike
http://gyazo.com/d636e3a3369ca5425d83244bf5a24d53
>Oh, hey Anon, come to get a book?
>Twilight's out for a little while, but I'm sure I can help you.
>What is it you're looking for?
>...Precious Stones Quarterly?
>Yeah, we have it, but that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in.
>N-not that it's not okay!
>Just give me a second and I'll grab it for you.
>Oh, you're picking it up for someone?
>Well that's nice... here we go.
>So who is it?
>...
>R...
>What?
>No, that... that's fine.
>I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
>See you around, Anon.
>...
>Anon, why?
>I thought we were friends...
>Spitfire
http://gyazo.com/72e90bc16c1261a7ec192cdf4a9effad
>Hey, there's my top cadet!
>Wow, it's good to be back home
>Listen, I know that things have been crazy lately...
>Especially with the touring and meet and greets
>But I was thinking now that I'm home we could get some one on one time.
>Heh, I'm glad you agree
>Because I reserved us a condo for a week down at the seashore!
>You and me, surf, sand and sunsets, it'll be great!
>And maybe you can work out some of the kinks in my wings, huh?
>...Oh, you've got a meeting with the delegates in Canterlot.
>Wow, that's really exciting.
>Huh?
>No, I probably shouldn't have sprung this on you on such short notice.
>Nah, don't worry about it.
>You spend your time getting pampered and I'll drag one of the gals down to the shore with me.
>Just know that you're missing out on me in my new suit
>Yeah, see you in a week.
>...
>Breathe, soldier.
>It's just a week without him.
>Just... just like every other week...
>Sunset Shimmer
http://gyazo.com/f41f94974db99c9bc1c4e42bb3031a97
>Hey, Anonymous.
>I know we haven't always been on the best of terms
>And our last encounter was anything but enjoyable, believe me.
>I've had a lot of time to think and I just wanted to say that... well...
>I'm sorry.
>I really messed up
>I let my desires get the best of me and I ruined everything between us.
>So, if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, that would be more than enough.
>But...
>If you'd give me another chance, you'd make me the happiest girl in Equestria.
>...
>Who am I kidding?
>Like he would want anything to do with me...
Well, glad that's over.

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From an unintentional rejection feels thread.  Images included just because I have a new appreciation for sad/crying ponies.

>Berry Punch
http://gyazo.com/8c083e6a91ba2835668a1f85d5ab7f18
    >Bottoms up!
    >...
    >...
    >...
    >Pah ha!
    >I tell you Anon, that's one thing I like about you; you can hold your liquor.
    >All these other lightweights, they can't hold a candle to you!
    >Heh, well that's sweet of you to say, but I'm really nothing that special.
    >Thanks though...
    >Another round for me and my friend!
    >So, what do you think about spending a night on the town with me?
    >Not in this trashy dive, no offense, but hitting the strip in Canterlot?
    >Huh, really?
    >I never pegged you for liking horns...
    >Oh, no, it's not like that, Rarity's a sweet girl, just...
    >You know what, nevermind.
    >We'll just try it another time.
    >At least we still have one last drink tonight, right?
    >...Yeah, I suppose you do have to get home.
    >Don't worry about it, I'm Berry Punch, I could down both these glasses in no time.
    >See you around, Anon.
    >...
    >Rarity, huh?
    >Style, class, sophistication.
    >I can see that.
    >I'm just a beer swilling nobody in this podunk town.
    >*gulp*
    >...Bartender, I'm going to need a lot more alcohol.
    >Thanks...
    >Just leave the bottle.

>Blueblood
http://gyazo.com/2c72bff63d45b7b5f7b4aa1849dbf361

>Anonymous?
>My, my, it is you, I did not think that you would not be attending the Gala this year.
>Well, I did invite you to be part of my entourage, so when you declined I suppose I simply assumed you wouldn't make it.
>Still, it's good to see you, even if you are flying solo tonight.
>Ah... you, have a date, then?
>My, the Wonderbolt Captain, she's quite a catch.
>But surely you've got a moment to spare for me?
>A-Anonymous, she'll be there all night, and I'm sure she's not planning on chasing off her fans.
>Just give me a moment of your time.
>...Fine, I'll speak with you later tonight.
>...
>Another fallen to female charms.
>Each year my pool of guests grows smaller as my friends find themselves wrapped around the hooves of their lovers.
>Though I cannot say where he shall go from here, I know one thing for certain
>He's not coming back.
>They never do.

>Cadence
http://gyazo.com/9ca4adc396c30ea640894c47b159dbee

    >So, tomorrow's the big day!
    >What do you think?
    >Sorry, I suppose I'm just a little anxious about all of this, what with being taken captive and impersonated by Queen Chrysalis.
    >At least my dress is still in one piece.
    >By the way, I, I never actually thanked you for stepping up and rescuing me.
    >Thank you, Anonymous.
    >I don't know where I would be if it weren't for you.
    >Maybe, you'd like to go out and celebrate my last night as a free mare with me?
    >Oh.
    >Oh I see.
    >Yes, I understand, why wouldn't Shining Armor want to get you fitted for a tuxedo?
    >I mean, you did save the day.
    >No, go ahead, time is of the essence after all.
    >I'll see you at the ceremony tomorrow.
    >...
    >I suppose it's only right.
    >I shouldn't be having thoughts like that anyway
    >Shining Armor and I are meant for one another
    >But...
    >Anonymous, I'm so scared of what's to come.
    >I don't want to face it
    >Not without you.

>Chrysalis
http://gyazo.com/98fbf02662489276e46ec3f56b9b2c28

    >Greetings Anonymous
    >How are you doing this morning?
    >Good, good.
    >Listen, I'm supposed to meet the tailor for my dress fitting but, I'm just not feeling like it.
    >And I've been cooped up in this castle so long, I need to stretch my legs
    >How about we spend a day in town?
    >I'm certain none of the ponies will mind seeing the Princess of Love walk down the street.
    >Really?
    >Don't tell me you're actually concerned about the warnings Shining Armor's been talking about.
    >...No, I suppose you're right.
    >It is better to be safe than sorry.
    >But, maybe you'd like to give me your opinion on my dress?
    >My dear Shining can't be both-
    >Ah, yes, I understand.
    >I don't like it, but I understand.
    >I'll see you tonight at dinner.
    >...
    >Why?
    >Every time I see him my heart threatens to burst out of my chest.
    >I can't bring myself to control him
    >I'm not even sure I could if I tried.
    >I would call off this entire invasion
    >if I only thought he might love the real me...

>Fluttershy
http://gyazo.com/4c2f899b8d297acaeb5141e681c7bc8a

    >...
    >...
    >...
    >(Gotta be assertive, Fluttershy...)
    >U-um...
    >Hi
    >Oh
    >Y-you're busy.
    >Sorry.
    >I'll come back later.
    >...
    >Oh Angel, I just don't understand.
    >I keep trying to get his attention but...
    >It's like he looks right through me.

>Gilda
http://gyazo.com/7efd55a3689634266efc2f01172bdb73

    >Hey, what's up dweeb?
    >Ha, ha, nah I'm just messin with ya.
    >Anyway, you ready to hit up that new Brayzillian Steak House?
    >I heard that when the meat hits the plate it's still mooing!
    >Huh?
    >Wonderbolts show?
    >Pfft, why would you want to go to something dorkfest like that?
    >Oh, it's a showcase for the recruits?
    >And Rainbow Dash invited you?
    >...Heh, sorry monkey-man but I'm going to have to pass, Dash and I don't really see eye to eye anymore.
    >Nah, don't worry about dinner, we'll catch up again sometime, all right?
    >Later, dork
    >...
    >Stupid Anon, and Rainbow Dash too.
    >They're just a couple of flip-flopping dweebs.
    >I don't need either of them!
    >...I... I really don't.

>Lightning Dust
http://gyazo.com/07e0416ecd644acb2cfb128ddf3de2b8

>Guess who!
>Wow, what a hug; I guess someone really missed me, huh?
>Well, I missed you too, it's really good to be back.
>Yeah, I know it's a little early, but I found out that the Wonderbolts are pretty st-
>...
>No, no, I'm fine, the Blunderbolts are pretty stupid, so I got out of there ASAP.
>But enough about me!
>Since you didn't write, what have I missed out on?
>...Oh...?
>You and...
>Happy Day are going out today?
>Wow that's, that's great!
>I'm really happy for you, Anon.
>Heh, I bet you'll be calling on me pretty soon to be your best mare, right?
>Well, I'll let you get to your date.
>Knock'em dead, ace.
>...
>S-shot out of the sky twice in the same week?
>I must be slipping...

>Shining Armor (R63)
http://gyazo.com/ad3558d5fd69858cfbd16a5030c78aff

    >Good morning, Anonymous.
    >Ha, you noticed, huh?
    >Don't look so surprised, it's embarrassing!
    >One of Twily's spells went awry last night
    >She's trying to figure out how to fix it before Princess Celestia gets back.
    >It's, not going to be a problem, is it?
    >No, I have to say that it's been pretty interesting, once I got over the shock of course.
    >Not enough to stay this way for the rest of my life, ha ha, c-can you imagine how silly that would be?
    >Y-yeah...
    >But, I'm still feeling a little out of place.
    >Maybe, you'd consider coming down to the mess with me?
    >Oh... you're on patrol in town today.
    >I-I suppose I should have known that, being Captain of the Guard.
    >Well, we'll catch up later.
    >Ha, you don't have to worry, any of the guards start getting ideas and I'll blast them into next week!
    >See you...
    >...
    >Stupid.
    >Stupid, stupid, stupid!
    >I can't even win him over as a mare.
    >Anonymous...
    >How do I win your heart?

>Spike
http://gyazo.com/d636e3a3369ca5425d83244bf5a24d53

    >Oh, hey Anon, come to get a book?
    >Twilight's out for a little while, but I'm sure I can help you.
    >What is it you're looking for?
    >...Precious Stones Quarterly?
    >Yeah, we have it, but that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in.
    >N-not that it's not okay!
    >Just give me a second and I'll grab it for you.
    >Oh, you're picking it up for someone?
    >Well that's nice... here we go.
    >So who is it?
    >...
    >R...
    >What?
    >No, that... that's fine.
    >I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
    >See you around, Anon.
    >...
    >Anon, why?
    >I thought we were friends...

>Spitfire
http://gyazo.com/72e90bc16c1261a7ec192cdf4a9effad

>Hey, there's my top cadet!
>Wow, it's good to be back home
>Listen, I know that things have been crazy lately...
>Especially with the touring and meet and greets
>But I was thinking now that I'm home we could get some one on one time.
>Heh, I'm glad you agree
>Because I reserved us a condo for a week down at the seashore!
>You and me, surf, sand and sunsets, it'll be great!
>And maybe you can work out some of the kinks in my wings, huh?
>...Oh, you've got a meeting with the delegates in Canterlot.
>Wow, that's really exciting.
>Huh?
>No, I probably shouldn't have sprung this on you on such short notice.
>Nah, don't worry about it.
>You spend your time getting pampered and I'll drag one of the gals down to the shore with me.
>Just know that you're missing out on me in my new suit
>Yeah, see you in a week.
>...
>Breathe, soldier.
>It's just a week without him.
>Just... just like every other week...

>Sunset Shimmer
http://gyazo.com/f41f94974db99c9bc1c4e42bb3031a97

    >Hey, Anonymous.
    >I know we haven't always been on the best of terms
    >And our last encounter was anything but enjoyable, believe me.
    >I've had a lot of time to think and I just wanted to say that... well...
    >I'm sorry.
    >I really messed up
    >I let my desires get the best of me and I ruined everything between us.
    >So, if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, that would be more than enough.
    >But...
    >If you'd give me another chance, you'd make me the happiest girl in Equestria.
    >...
    >Who am I kidding?
    >Like he would want anything to do with me...


Well, glad that's over.

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