- >"Crunch, crunch, crunch."
- >You set your lips into a thin line and focus on the movie screen.
- >"Crunch, crunch, crunch."
- >Your fingers dig into the arms of the chair.
- >"Crunch, crunch, crunch!"
- >If this fucking coke pone crunches that fucking ice one more fucking ti-
- >"CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH!"
- >You leap from your seat and glare at her.
- "What the FUCK are you doing!?"
- >She flinches away from you.
- >"E-enjoying the movie?"
- "Oh, really?"
- >You throw your hands out wide and strut around in a circle.
- "I wonder if anyone else here would like to enjoy the movie."
- >Off in the darkness, you hear someone shout at you.
- >"Sit down!"
- >Fuck that.
- >You point a finger in the direction the voice came from.
- "Shut the fuck up! I'm making a point."
- >Turning back to the coke pony, you sigh.
- "Look, I'm not a bad guy, I just want to watch the movie. So either you keep it down or you'll regret it."
- >She nods and you sit back down in your seat.
- >It's easy to get back into the movie, and the climax is fast approaching.
- >You lean forward in your seat and watch with barely contained anticipation.
- >The lead stallion pulls the villain close and says
- >"Sorry about this old chum, but I need t-CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!"
- >Oh, that is fucking it.
- >Jumping back to your feet, you grab the coke pony by the neck
- "NOW YOU FUCKED UP!"
- >She stares at you with terror in her eyes.
- "YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!"
- >And you throttle her, right in the middle of the theater.
- >She gags violently for several seconds before...
- *KABOOSH!*
- >You are quickly escorted out of the theater.
- >Covered in soda suds.
- >Fucking. Coke. Ponies.
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