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Anon x Rainbow Dash Fart Greentext

By: Gassipons on Dec 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.67 KB  |  hits: 379  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Hey, anon, pull my hoof."
  2. >Rainbow extends her hoof towards you, begging for you to give it a little tug.
  3. >You yank at it and seconds later you are greeted with a brash, cacophonous clamour of flatulence from her rear.
  4. >You would expect any other mare to be appalled at such an uncouth act; but Rainbow just bursts into laugher and tries to coerce the stench to her nose as quickly as possible.
  5. >She takes in a deep whiff of that ripe, sour odour and fans some of it you.
  6. >"Take a sniff of that!"
  7. >You take a quick sniff, both aroused and slightly nauseous.
  8. >"Pretty stinky, huh?" she giggles, staring into your eyes with her alluring pools of cerise.
  9. >The smell turns you on so much, and you decide to relocate your face to be directly adjacent to Rainbow's perky plot.
  10. >She peers back at you. "Want to get a sniff from the source, huh?" She croaks and chuckles. "Be careful back there; I might go off any second."
  11. >You take the chance and dive in nose-first, exploring the smooth surface of her shapely cheeks.
  12. >It seems too soon since her last release for her gut to be ominously roaring again, but her high metabolism must mean a less sporadic release of gas.
  13. >You get in close for this next effusion, nuzzling up your nose against her protruding plothole.
  14. >Rainbow Dash releases a series of shrill, fluttering squalls, which rattle pleasingly against your nose.
  15. >The stench is almost a little overwhelming, and Rainbow Dash tries again to reiterate how utterly pungent her gas is.
  16. >"Still alive back there? Those sounded pretty stinky." 
  17. >Trust Rainbow Dash to try and find pride in even farting.
  18. > You keep sniffing and sniffing, taking in every single little morsel of gas you can.
  19. >"You thought those two were bad? Those were nothing!" She cries, a little disappointed that you're taking her aroma in so contently.
  20. >The smell is still pretty much singed into her coat, and you just can't stop taking that sickening eggy miasma in.
  21. >In preparation for her next parp, Rainbow reaches back a hoof to hold your head firmly in place onto her butt.
  22. >She wiggles around and shakes up and down a little, trying to coax the wind through her bowels.
  23. >Using the concentrated strength of her worked muscles, the pegasus forces a typhoon of Rainbow Gas onto your head, the lightly bubbly and juicy vapours spluttering against your entire face, and smelling a little more nutty than her last ones.
  24. >"That felt a little wet." She chuckles again, and you find yourself wondering how flatulence can be so funny to her.
  25. >"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?" She asks as she can feel you thoroughly taking strong sniffs of her ass.
  26. "So fucking much.."
  27. >She starts laughing again. "You're so weird, anon."