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Unnamed dandelion story 2

By: FunnyValMothpone on Dec 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.96 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day more pedo in Equestria
  2. >nothing happened since Dandelion left your house so you are pretty confident you are in the clear
  3. >it is the night and it is raining
  4. >you have ditched your clothes all together to embrace the night
  5. >it feels a bit chilly, but you feel like you are one with the nature
  6. >the breeze gently caresses your member as the rain pounds your toned perfect boy
  7. >you are feeling very sexual tonight and you are on the hunt
  8. >maybe you could come across some homeless fillies and offer them the warmth of your house and loins
  9. >you walk along the edge of the Everfree forest, catwalk style
  10. >you are such a sexy beast
  11. >all the little fillies will want a piece of you
  12. >your pedo ears pick up the sniffing of a filly
  13. >ahh, sounds like somepony has been crying just recently
  14. >purrrrrfect prey
  15. >you use your pedo eyes to see trough the darkness and locate the filly like a hawk locates its prey
  16. >and halt your steps
  17. >it’s none other than Dandelion
  18. >she’s hiding inside a hollowed out tree, looking drenched and like she just recently has cried a bit
  19. >you turn around
  20. >nothing good can come out form getting mixed up with her
  21. >…
  22. >…
  23. >and yet, your feet refuse to move
  24. >sighing, you walk up to Dandelion
  25. >”And why are you out here at this hour little missy?”
  26. >Dandelion lifts her head up to look at you and immediately jumps at you and hugs you
  27. “Mister! It was so scary, Dandelion ran from a timber wolf and then it started to rain and then I tried to find shelter and then there was loud thunder and then I was lost and”
  28. >she keeps on going while holding you close
  29. >no wait she has her face buried against your crotch and limp wet penis
  30. >this is bad
  31. >you hear some rustling
  32. >dammit, that could be pony Hansen
  33. >you quickly lift up the filly into your arms and run to your house and lock the door
  34. >Dandelion seems to look at you questionably
  35. >”I, uhhh… brought you here so you can dry off, can’t let you catch a cold now can I?”
  36. >she smiles and takes the bait
  37. “Thanks mister, Dandelion is pretty wet hehe”
  38. >then she looks at your limp dick
  39. “Why is your feeding tube down there?”
  40. >”It just is alright”
  41. >thank god she thinks of you as some sort of an insectoid creature
  42. >not sure to feel happy or sad about this
  43. >”You want to take a bath?”
  44. >Dandelion looks at herself and then sheepishly replies
  45. “Yeah, Dandelion’s pretty dirty isn’t she”
  46. >you bet you are with those hips of yours you little minx
  47. >”Let me get the water running”
  48. >you walk to the bathroom and dry yourself off a bit while turning on the faucet to fill the bathtub with warm water and putting on a pair of boxer shorts
  49. >returning to the living room you see Dandelion has been sitting still on the floor
  50. >such a good girl, must not want to dirty any of your furniture
  51. >”The bath’s ready if you want to hop in, follow me”
  52. >Dandelion smiles and trots behind you as you guide her to the bathroom
  53. >you smile at how wide-eyed she gets when she sees your setup
  54. >a huge bathtub and soaps, shampoos and conditioners of all sorts, scented candles, fluffy fluffy towels and whatnot
  55. >”So, here’s some girly scented shampoo on this pink bottle here, you can use that, and use any towel you like. I’ll be in the living room if you need me”
  56. >Dandelion gasps cutely
  57. “You are not going to join Dandelion mister?”
  58. >oh that sounds like a good idea but you are too paranoid about being caught for your true sexual desires
  59. >No, I’ll take one after you”
  60. >you start to walk out but Dandelion zooms out infront of you blocking your way
  61. “Nu-uh, what if you get sick?”
  62. >”Dandelion please”
  63. “No!”
  64. >she’s not taking a no for an answer
  65. >you decide to give in due to being a bit tired from staying up so late and just close the door and remove your boxers as Dandelion smiles and slips into the bathtub and then scoots over as you slip in as well
  66. >”Want me to, uhh I dunno, wash your coat?”
  67. >might as well help her since you have hands and fingers
  68. “Sure”
  69. >you take the pink bottle of kid’s shampoo, bubblegum scented, and squeeze out some of the pink liquid
  70. >Dandelion scoots to you and plants her little flank onto your lap
  71. >you summon all the un-sexual will you can muster so your dick won’t react since if someone would walk in on the two of you now and you would sport a boner it would look really bad
  72. >”Now close your eyes”
  73. >Dandelion closes her eyes and you start to work the shampoo into her mane, rubbing her scalp with the soft tips of your fingers, being careful around her antennae, and then using the showerhead to wash it all off
  74. “Wow mister Dandelions mane smells really good”
  75. >that’s a precious smile
  76. >but then Dandelion lifts her flank up top your face
  77. “Do my tail too mister”
  78. >you can see the whole thing
  79. >damn Dandelion is she baiting you? Well screw her; she shall behold your powers of not getting a boner and assaulting the filly right here and now!
  80. >you take more shampoo to your hands and wash her tail without any problems
  81. >even when Dandelion sways her butt around a bit while humming cutely
  82. >”Let’s wash the rest you shall we?”
  83. >Dandelion nods her head while smiling as you start to rub shampoo all over her body
  84. “Hahaha mister that tickles!”
  85. >”Oh, how about this!”
  86. >you start to tickle Dandelion even more
  87. “Hahaha aahha haha”
  88. >but enough that, do not want to make this bath too silly
  89. >you continue massaging Dandelions body with your soapy hands
  90. “Mmmmm…”
  91. >you continue massaging
  92. “Oooohhh…”
  93. >keep on working
  94. ”MMmmmmhh~”
  95. >these sounds are starting to feel a bit…disturbing
  96. >no way she is getting any sexual pleasure from this, she’s just a little filly
  97. “Mmmm that feels good mister”
  98. >whoooa boy
  99. >you quickly take the showerhead and quickly wash the shampoo off of her and then drain the tub and shower as Dandelion dries herself off with one of the towels
  100. >after you are done having a shower, cold one for reasons, dandelion asks you to help dry her off
  101. >you take out the blow-dryer and dry Dandelions mane and tail and then your hair and then the two of you walk into the living room
  102. >”So, uhh, care for some hot cocoa with marshmallows?”
  103. “Thanks for the offer mister but Dandelion thinks she should start to go home now”
  104. >you look outside and it has stopped raining
  105. >”Well ok, then see you some other time?”
  106. “Sure mister”
  107. >Dandelion motions for you to get on your knees and she gives you one final hug and speaks softly
  108. “Thanks for rescuing Dandelion mister”
  109. >then she gives you a small peck on the cheek
  110. >you stare at her in shock as she pulls her head back and you notice a rosy blush on her face
  111. “Well ummm… Dandelion goes now, buhbye mister!”
  112. >you just wave goodbye at her in shock as she walks out of the door and then you bring your hand to touch your cheek
  113. >did that just happen?
  114. >…no, it must be a plot to expose you
  115. >you sigh
  116. >oh yeah, you were supposed to molest some fillies tonight.
  117. >…
  118. >you decide to go and fix yourself some hot cocoa with marshmallows