Title:           Static Dandelion story
Author:          FunnyValMothpone
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First Edit:      Friday 27th of December 2013 06:13:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 27th of December 2013 06:13:28 PM CDT

>day stuff in Equestria
>you are currently sitting on your living room floor with Dandelion
>your big, hairy, soft poofy rug
>just the perfect kind on where to lie about, not the most best to actually walk on
>Dandelion in on her tummy, happily coloring a coloring book with a crayon in her mouth
>and her ass is distracting
>she’s lying about so that she’s keeping the front of her body propped up with her hoofs, and her back hoofs are stretched out behind her
>and it is doing wonders to her butt
>you are not sure if it is just that Dandelion happens to be developing quite early and well, or is it because all ponies look like they have 11/10 asses when lying on their tummies like that
>but still it has been a distraction as you die for the umpteenth time in your game because you were focusing more on Dandelions perky butt instead of the horde of bikini and Hawaii-t-shirt clad zombies
>you sigh as you pause the game and turn towards Dandelion as she hums peacefully and colors
>Dandelion shifts her position a bit and you notice that some of her fluffy coat sticks to the carpet, almost as if it’s...
>”Dandelion, excuse me for a second”
>Dandelion looks at you confused as you place your hand on her back, just above the grandeu distraction de sexuel and push her forward a bit, and then you take a hold on her hips and pull her back on the carpet, and then keep doing it
“Ummm... Anon what are you doing? It tickles!”
>”Just work with me Dandelion I am going somewhere with this”
>you stop for now
>Dandelions coat is now standing up slightly, making her look even more fluffy than she usually looks
>Dandelion stares at you questionably
>you push her onto her back
“Anon why did you turn Dandelion over?”
>she looks rather cute lying on her back and staring at you with eyes full of confusion
>you take a hold of her hips again and start rubbing her against the carpet, making sure that you do it gently enough that Dandelion won’t get hurt
>Dandelion starts to giggle
“Hahahaha this is fun”
>you keep doing this while Dandelion laughs happily for a while and then stop
>”Ok Dandelion, get up”
>Dandelion stands up and she turns into a ball of fuzz
>her mane, tail and coat are all standing up due to the electricity
>Dandelion herself looks absolutely amazed at how puffy ball of fur she has become
“Wow loon Anon look, Dandelions coat is all fuzzy!”
>she does a little spin to show herself off to you
>”Hahaha, yeah that’s why I was rubbing you against the carpet”
“Dandelion was thinking that you wanted to tickle Dandelion a lot when you turned Dandelion over”
>suddenly an idea comes to your head
>could you try to stick her onto something
>... worth a shot
>you gently lift Dandelion up
>and push her against the ceiling
>Dandelion looks at you with curious eyes
>and slowly, you start to let go
>Dandelions face fills with panic
“Wait Dandelion will fall”
>but she sticks to the ceiling
>there is a silent moment of wonder
>Dandelion starts to wiggle herself a little and then she smiles brightly
“Wow Dandelion is sticking to the ceiling!”
>you still keep your hands in catch-ready positions as you are not sure on how well Dandelion will stick into the ceiling
“Ok now get Dandelion down”
>a plan forms inside your head
>”No”
>Dandelion looks at you with surprise
“But Anon, Dandelion wants to color more”
>you keep yourself from smiling and sit onto the floor cross legged
>”No”
>Dandelion looks a bit angry now
“Anon get Dandelion down!”
>”No”
>Dandelion starts to flail her hoofs around as she struggles
>but her electrified coat keeps her stuck to the ceiling
“Anon help!”
>you start to laugh at how humorous she looks and get up
>”Ok ok you win”
>you grab her by her armpits... or would that be hoofpits?
>she comes off easily and you bring her back to your level
>uh-oh
>Dandelion has now puffed her cheeks in anger and looks a bit crossed at you
>”I’m sorry?”
>Dandelion still looks angry
>”Apology accepted?”
>you give her your best sincere smile
>Dandelion hmphs and turns her head
>adorable
>...
>”How about I apologize with a milkshake?”
>Dandelion turns to face you again, all anger gone from her face as she smiles happily
“Yay milkshakes!”
>you set the still puffy filly to the floor and the two of you go to your kitchen to enjoy some milkshakes