Title:           On a walk with hexferry
Author:          FunnyValMothpone
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First Edit:      Monday 13th of January 2014 12:30:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 13th of January 2014 12:30:44 AM CDT

>evening stroll in the forests of Equestria
>you’re on a walk with Hexferry, the tsundere little honey bunny
>the walk started out okay, but now it is rather dark
>good thing you brought your flashlight
>and good thing it has a dimmer, you do not want to make Hexferry chase the dot of bright light like a cat trying to catch the red dot of a laser pointer
>she did not appreciate that
>speaking of the blonde squeaker, she’s been looking a bit troubled for a while now and her trot has been a bit funny
>she’s been crossing her hind legs and squirming a bit every time you came to a pause, almost as if...
>”Hexferry, do you need to pee?”
>Hexferrys wings, ears and antennae shoot up in surprise as she blushes a deep shade of red
“D-don’t be silly Anon, I do not need t-“
>Hexferry squeezes her hind hoofs together hard, like she is about to leak
>”You need to pee clearly. Go pee”
>you point at some bush
“You make it sound so simple...”
>”It is simple, just squat down and let it flow. Don’t tell me you do not know how to pee Hexferry”
>Hexferry punches you on your leg
“Haa haa very funny Anon”
>suddenly some animal lets out a howl and Hexferry shoots to hug your leg while shaking a bit
>”...Hexferry are you perhaps afraid?”
>Hexferry blushes again and stares at the ground
>Yup, she’s scared
>Hexferry lets go of you and you ponder what to do
>She’s sweating now and squirming in place
>”How about I accompany you to take a leak?”
>you can practically see steam rising from her head as she blushes as red as she can
“I-if you t-think I will just let you come with me and s-stare at me lewdly as I p-pee you are mistaken!”
>oh boy, she’s thinking this all wrong
>”No, Hexferry, believe me, I do not want to watch you pee”
“Well I still don’t believe you!”
>you sigh
>”Fine, we’ll keep walking”
>the two of you get back to walking towards civilization
>well, you would walk but Hexferry keeps lagging behind you, her ears laid flat against her head as she squirms as she trots
>this is getting ridiculous
>but before you can even begin to think how to get her to pee, she grabs the hem of your jacket with her hoof and gives it a tug while avoiding eye contact
“C-come with me...”
>finally
>the two of you make your way off the path and into forest, you going in first and Hexferry hanging off of you shyly
>you have to admit, it makes you feel pretty good about yourself, how she feels safe behind you
>soon you find a good spot
>”well, there you go, I’m going to return to the path”
>you turn around but then you are stopped by a tug on your pants
“Please don’t go, I’m scared...”
>”Well then I uhh... how exactly are we going to do this?”
“Just turn around but stay there where I can see you”
>and you do what you are told
>and then just stand there in silence
>you are not sure what to think about this
>you hear the sound of a stream hitting the ground and your body tenses up
>Hexferry is taking a piss behind you
>suddenly there is a crack of a twitch breaking
>you quickly turn around and shine the light; no monster is going to eat Hexferry on your watch!
>and immediately regret it
>Hexferry starts to blush as her eyes start to tear up a bit
>her tail is raised and she is, well, emptying her bladder, unable to stop the stream midway
“...You promised!”
>Hexferry picks up a small rock and throws it at you
>”Hexferry I-“
>no use, she’s now throwing stuff off the floor of the forest at you while looking very crossed
>you just book it back to the path
“Anon”
>you stay silent, not sure what to say to her with seeing her that way, doing that
“...Anon?”
>that’s weird, it’s like her voice sounds panicked
>there is a huge crash and Hexferry suddenly shoots out of the bush and hugs you tightly while screaming
>after a short while she stops screaming and collects herself, looking yet again embarrassed
>”...let’s just go”
>Hexferry lets go of you and nods in agreement
>wait a moment
>you shine your flashlight to your shirt
>there’s a wet spot there, right about where Hexferrys crotch was when she hugged you...
>Hexferry looks like she could die of embarrassment at any second now
>”Don’t feel bad, you were scared and all so...”
>Hexferry just shoots off to flight at top speed towards the village as you are left into the forest by yourself, piss on your shirt