Title:           Hexbooty
Author:          FunnyValMothpone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CjPeyYft
First Edit:      Wednesday 22nd of January 2014 03:04:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 22nd of January 2014 03:04:37 AM CDT

>day Anon in Equestria having fun with Hexferry
>Hexferry herself is happily sipping away at her jar of honey once again
>she sure loves wolfing that stuff around
>and it might be starting to show
>you are staring at Hexferrys ass as she sits on a bench, her tail swishing from side to side happily
>her butt looks very soft against that bench
>softer than it used to look
>"Hexferry have you put on a few pounds?"
>Hexferry starts to choke on her honey from your shocking words and coughts vigorously untill she answers you
"W-what?"
>wow, she looks a bit pissed
>you poke her butt, emitting a suprised squeak and a glare from the junk in the trunk-mothpony as your finger sinks into the softness
>"You have putted on a bit weight haven't you?"
>Hexferry swats your finger away with her hoof
"I-it's none of your business Anon! Stop poking my butt!"
>you grasp her buttocks with both of your hands now, making Hexferry gasp
>"Seriously look at all of this fat. You need to go on a diet"
"Anon get your hands off of my rump!"
>Hexferry looks absolutely furious now, blushing with embarrasment
>"I am suprised you can even feel my hands trough all this body fat, you need to stop eating honey"
"What I eat is none of your business!"
>Hexferry sounds super pissed but this is for her own good
>you let go of her cushion and grab the jar of honey from her hoof
"Hey!"
>"Starting from today you're on a diet"
>Hexferry tries to take her jar of honey back but you keep it away from her as she starts to hop on the ground, trying to reach it
>her butt vibrates everytime she hits the ground
"What are you guys doing?"
>you turn your head and see Minty fluttering above the two of you
>"Hexferry's got a fat ass so I am making her go on a di-"
>you do not get the chance to finish your sentence as Hexferry hits you on the face with her hoof and you fall down
>she picks up her jar and gives you a disaproving look
"You jerk!"
>Hexferry takes flight as Minty facehoofs
"Real smooth Anon, real smooth..."
>you just stare at Minty
>"What?"
>you just wanted to help your tsundere friend stay healthy