Title:           CYOA - Day 3 END
Author:          FunnyValMothpone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uEhpMVnH
First Edit:      Tuesday 18th of February 2014 08:30:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 18th of February 2014 08:30:40 PM CDT

>You wake up with a jolt
>confused, you take a look around at your surroundings
>you seem to be in a jail cell
>oh right, that thing... welp, you sure screwed up
>before you have the chance to think more a guard comes and unlocks the door
“Get out kid, you’ve been bailed”
>Behind the guard you see Dusty and Speck looking at you in disappointment
>you get up and follow them as you three start to make your way towards the mansion
>”Ummm... I can explain myself...”
>Dusty nor Speck pays any attention to you and they just keep fluttering before you
>you avert your eyes to the ground and shut up.
>after a while the three of you arrive to the mansion and both of the moth ponies go to do their own things without saying anything to you
>you feel pretty bad, not to mention hungry, tired and smelly
 
>Oh no you feel it again
>you need to become as fire
>you rush after the two mothponies and scoop both of them into your arms
“Hey what gives?”
“Anonymous let go of me!”
>but you pay no heed to their pagan words as you kick open the door to your room and then to your balcony
>”Fly now my pretty birds, be free”
>you throw the ponies off, only to get them stare at you angrily as they flutter still in the air
>but that is not important, the trash has been thrown out of the house
>you run back in and then out of the house towards the village
>you are on a higher mission now
>you sneakily round up near the mothpony liquor store without being seen and then you sneak in
“Wait aren’t you t-“
>you punch the store owner into silence, his mind has now been freed
>you gather all the booze you can and then you run out of the store and start throwing bottles everywhere
>the mothponies start to scream and run away as they see you going apeshit again but you do not mind
>instead you dig out a lighter from your pocket and start to set things on fire
>the village center is now filled with panic and screams
>you notice that your pants are on fire now so you rip them off, exposing your flapper to the wind
>damn, guess you wore no underwear today, but that is ok, Jesus went commando too
>”WHY WON’T YOU LET ME SAVE YOUUUUU!”
>you howl in rage as you start to slap every mothpony you come across, filly, mare, colt, nothing matters in the eyes of the lord. All is equal
>”Jesus died for our sins and what do you jews do? You stab his body and then rape the wounds!”
“You again! Stop in the name of the law!”
>oh no, the devils henchemoths are here now, the guards are coming for you
>but now you are prepared
>you scoop up some ground
>the earth is with you
 
>as the guards close in for the attack you throw some ground into their eyes, blinding them
>they drop their spears and fly directly into a burning house, their dying screams now striking fear into the heart of every mothpony
>”JESUS WILL SAVE YOUR SOULS! ACCEPT THE PURGE OF FIRE MY PAGAN FRIENDS!”
>the whole town and the surrounding forest is now in chaos as it burns, bodies and hurt mothponies here and there
>it’s total hell now
>suddenly you spot more guards flying towards you, spears battle ready
>you pick up a spear off the ground and get into battle stance
>”TAKE YOUR LANCES OF LOGINUS AWAY FROM ME JEW DEMONS!”
>too bad you do not know how to fight
>you are stabbed over and over again by the pointy spears, which hurts a lot
>”GRAAAH!!”
>the guards now pull back as you bleed and try to remain standing
>you are dying, but you do not feel sad
>your religion will save you
>you stand proud and position the lance between your legs and point it upwards
>”I WILL ERECT FROM THE DEAD AFTER THREE DAYS! MARK MY WORDS PONYKIND!”
>your rant is interrupted by a spear flying trough your head, ending it all