Title:           A non-tsundere day
Author:          FunnyValMothpone
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First Edit:      Monday 13th of January 2014 06:59:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 13th of January 2014 06:59:20 PM CDT

>Day visiting your favorite tsundere friend in Equestria
>you are on your merry way to annoy Hexferry more for cute squeaks and reactions until she’s so tsundere she can’t fly straight
>and you arrive to her door, and ready your act as you barge in unannounced
>”Wheeeere is my favorite cutest moth ever? Come here and squeak at me with that honey voice of yours”
>and instead of a roused Hexferry, you get silence and slight pitter patter of hoofs lazily making their way towards you
>And then you see Hexferry
>gone is her usual energetic angry at you, and in place is one sickly looking Hexferry
>she has a blanket around herself and her ears and antennae droop off to the sides as she slouches towards you
“Oh, it’s you. You have to beg my pardon but I am in no shape to entertain you today..”
>Hexferry coughs into her hoof a few times
>”Hexferry, you feeling all right?”
>Hexferry shakes her head and retracts into her wearable fort of blanket
“I’ve got a cold Anon”
>her voice sounds stuffy and ill all right
>”Want me to embrace you into my arms and cradle you with all my love until you feel better?”
>no matter how sick, that should active the inner Tsunferry
“Actually, that would be nice...”
>wat
>you are a bit taken back at this, but get to it, albeit a bit more embarrassed yourself now as you coyly scoop her into your arms and sit with her on the couch
>”What if I get sick?”
>Hexferry just nuzzles against you
“That would serve you right, you’re always giving me a headache...”
>you are not used to this sort of affection from Hexferry and honestly it is a bit frightening, please tsun tsun it up soon Hexie
>”Anon”
>Oh, could it be? You sure hope it is
>”Yes my little Sexferry?”
>no way she’s going to let that one slide
“Pat my head”
>if you would be drinking something this would be the part where you would spit your drink
>baffled, you just do as you are told as Hexferry starts to purr against you
>what in the name of all seven hells is going on here?
>you pat her for a while
>”Umm Hexie...”
>no response
>you take a glance at her
>she’s fast asleep
>you gently get up and set her to sleep on the couch and fetch her some honey from the kitchen and leave it near her
>today was not a tsundere day, better luck when she’s well you think to yourself as you leave the house